Is your Zipper Y2K Compliant?

The last thing you want this holiday season is to ring in the New Year with your zipper down. If your zipper does not have "YKK" engraved on it, then do yourself a favor and upgrade your pants before the New Year. Don't be caught with your zipper down! Upgrade today.

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