First one, Karrie! All the girls are jealous of her SLINKY LEGS How does she keep them sooo SILKY SMOOTH? She should wear her hot pants EVERY DAY We love her, she's our SEXY BABEEEEEEEEEE Karrie: Aaaaaaah!
	Come on down, Kitsy! If you've never met her she's a QUIET GIRL When you get to know her, it's a BIG SURPRISE She likes to draw, sew, sing and EAT JUNK FOOD We've even caught her wearing STRIPPER PANTS Kitsy: I only did that once! Kim: Twice! Michelle: Lots of times! *Kitsy facefault*
	Let's going! Kimi! She's the shortest girl in the ENTIRE GROUP But she also has the biggest APPETITE Better watch your food or she will EAT IT ALL Then go watch the PRINCE OF TENNIS Kimi: Yabadabadooooo!
	Watch out, it's Annie! Likes to buy her make up at SEPHORA Likes to buy her clothes at the REPUBLIC Likes to buy imports online at RINKU-YA When will the SHOPPING END? Annie: Today! Kimi: Look at that cute shirt! Annie: CHARGE! *raises credit card*
	Annnnnnnnnngela! She likes to dream about her SORDID PAST Head bands, big hair and LEGWARMERS PacMan, Rainbow Brite, and super MARIO Angela: I wish I could re-live the 80's! Everyone: WHAT!?!?!?!!
	Ami! She has a really weird TASTE IN MEN Dorky nerds who wear pocket PROTECTORS Always working on their codes for their COMPUTERS So why doesn't Ami have a BOYFRIEND? Ami: I do! His name's Pentium <3 <3 <3
	And now, here's Kim! Kim's a fighter and she's very SPIRITED She will take on any new, tough CHALLENGES Underneath all that she is a caring SWEETHEART And she likes to DANCE AND SING! Kim: Embarrassing! Kitsy: But you're so CUTE! Kim: Noo!!
	Next is Mich! She's the youngest in the group and she's SO CUTE Cute, but also smart and very TALENTED She has got a sweet-tooth like a LITTLE KID She can't get enough of JELLO Mich: What's wrong with Jello? Angela: Yummy!
	It's time for Tiffy! Our director's beautiful and quite INSPIRING She protects us from our evil PRODUCER You can't tell but she has got the LONGEST HAIR She's always using all of our SHAMPOO Tiffy: I just love Tessera!
	Finally, Tsunku-san! He has a magic disappearing ACT Probably thinking up an WICKED PLOT Or he might be out playing that YU-GI-OH Why do you have to be so EVIL? All girls: WAAAAAAAAA!

Thoughts from the Cast

Kitsy Such a fun song! Good times had by all! Angela It's like one big party song! I really like the choreography. Tiffany-Marie This song was such a last-minute thing, but a GREAT idea by Karrie-kins! What a brilliant mind! I totally love this song, and writing it about the UM girls made it even more fun! We had a blast performing it � it really perks up the crowd, and we had fun goofing off onstage with each other! I just Loooove Tessera!!! Wayne I am not responsible for the line about Karrie's Slinky Legs! <3