Not so long ago, in an Italian restaurant not too far away. (actually, it seems far if you're walking, but you can get there in 15 minutes in a car.) There was a man. He was a nice ma. . . . Actually, there were two men. Well, anywho, they were nice men. They were trained in the arts of the Spaghetti (spah-GET-eye) Knights. No, they had no training with a lightsaber, a Gungan energy shield, a blaster, or even with tying their own shoes. (that's why they use Velcro.) They were trained in the art of the Spaghetti mind tricks. They had the ability to make their opponents believe that they were rigatoni, turn them into ziti with lines, or even sprinkle them with a little parmesan cheese. And, if they were really mad, they'd shoot their enemies with macaroni primavera. Anyways, they were teased as kids. And teased. And teased. And teased. They got tired of all the teasing and teased the teasers. That got them beat up.
So fearing for there lives, they went to see Obi-Wan Ravioli. He told them to become Spaghetti Knights. So, to make a long story short, they did just what Obi-Wan told them to do. And to ease the pain of their past, the two Spaghetti Knights made this web site, making fun of their teasers, those pasta-hating people in the Staw Wars Galaxy. So they both lived happily ever after, with a big bowl of macaroni and cheese to eat every night, so they thought.
After becoming Spagetti Knights, the two set out to learn the ways of the Spagetti. There names were Provalone-Jinn, and Luke Skysaucer, and Obi-Wan Ravioli was to be there mentor, and they were his Padawon-tons. A Padawon-ton was a Spagetti Knight in training. The Italian resturant in witch the Knights lived, was about to be audited by the evil "Darth Grater". The Knights were not about to go down without a fight........
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