Last Updated 7/27/00


[First Apprentice]
Updated 4/19/00
[ABH]
Updated 6/8/00
[Short Stories]
Updated 4/12/00
[Slash]
Updated 4/9/00
[Xanatos]
Updated 4/12/00
[Works In Progress]
Updated 4/26/00
[Fivefold]
Updated 4/9/00



Stories based around the character of Siona Ja'larkin, Qui-Gon's 'First Apprentice'. Range from when Siona was a baby to after she becomes a Knight, but all stand alone. Yes, they stray a little towards the Mary-Sueish side of things, but hey. What can you do, you know?


The Importance of Having Candy: [PG] {HUMOR} S:3//QG:17; A short story about Padawan Qui-Gon taking care of the children. Bonus: learn why kids love Yoda!

Nightmares and Daydreams: [PG] {PWP} S:13//QG:27; Another short little blurb, dealing with the bond development between Siona and Qui-Gon.

First Mission: [PG-13] {Humor/Adventure} S:15//QG:29; |In Progress!| Qui-Gon and Siona head out on their first official mission together, going to Naboo to help he newly elected King hold his throne against rebels.

Protective Instincts: [PG-13] {Humor} S:16//QG:30; Siona decides that it's time for her education in certain areas to progress. Qui-Gon disagrees. Mace and Rees laugh at him.

Eighteen and Loving It: [PG-13] {HUMOR} S:18//QG:32; Siona turns 18, and Qui-Gon is forced to come to terms with the fact that the little girl is growing up. Lots of drunken carousing and dancing!

Alchemy of Shadows: [R] {DRAMA} S:22/QG:36; (Co-Authored by Amber O'Connell Murray) A tragic event leads to Qui-Gon and Siona evaluating their relationship. A little dark at times.

Baby-Wan Kenobi: [PG] {HUMOR} S:22//QG:36; Siona and Shawn take after Qui-Gon and Mace in another way. (Read "Importance of Having Candy" to understand how.) Siona almost has a revelation about her feelings about babies--thanks to Baby-Wan Kenobi. (She doesn't, though--also thanks to Baby-Wan Kenobi.)


ABH (Anywhere But Here) is a particular style of story, generally second person, where the author simply puts 'you' exactly where you want to be. Since where a lot of us want to be tends to be a place not suitable for children, the ratings on these tend to be rather strong. Don't read if you can't deal with it. (Yes, this is your only warning. Well, other than the string of 'NC-17' ratings you're about to encounter.)


A Little Closer: [R] The General and Nine Inch Nails. Nuff said.

Another Bed Bites the Dust: [NC-17] Qui-Gon Jinn helps you break a bed. Inspired by someone who shall remain nameless--but let her know that she is thanked resoundingly for the 'JedibrokethebedPlotBunny'.

Answer to Fear: [NC-17] Lost without hope, a Jedi charges into your life to save you in your moment of peril, and boink you silly. Happy Birthday Emmy!

Anywhere Goes: [NC-17] Backstory: Double Dare. Smut. Pointless, uninspired smut. Crazy funky Obi too.

As Good as his Word: [NC-17] Response to a challenge by Emmy to make good on . . . The General's Bid.

Assasins Always Get Paid: [NC-17] This baby (34 pages in Microsoft Word) started off sweet and flufft and turned into a monster. You're an assassin and Obi is an old friend who shows up seeking santuary--and hauling a not very approving Master behind him. A little darkness, references to child slavery, and some violence. And sex. Lots of sex.

Breakdown: [NC-17] You find a lonely Paddlewan broken down by the side of the street late at night. You try to jump is car--he decides to jump you in thanks. **Thanks to the OutofgasPlotBunny**

Double Dare: [NC-17] It started off as a stupid dare--but picking up a Jedi isn't always as easy as it seems . . . or as hard.

Forced Idleness: [NC-17] Post TPM, The Mistake has been fixed. (A definate CoD story.) General Kenobi shows his gratitude to the head Healer of his ship, and gives her a little TLC.

The Jedi and the Bargirl: [NC-17] Another challenge by Emmy--she wanted the General. I always provide Emmy with what she needs. If possible, less plot than the last one.

Knight in Slightly Dented Armor: [NC-17] Sequel to Forced Idleness. (AKA: Pointless excuse for smut. Again. It's Emmy's fault.)

Need: [NC-17] In the words of Darry: It's a GOOD thing. Possessive, Good Good Lovin' Obi.

Seduction of the Mind: A long drawn out story about the General meeting his match. Mucho fun.

Soulhungry: [NC-17] Emmy needed plotless smut. I promised her that clothing would be flying within five paragraphs. I didn't quite make it--but it's as close as I've ever gotten.

Take Me: [NC-17] Someone posted a picture that screamed for a fic. I obliged--SLINKING!PANTHER!GENERAL!Kenobi presiding.

Talk Dirty: [NC-17] A response to a challenge to write a story where a Jedi has safe sex. Staring the General.

The Scientific Method: Taste Tests: [NC-17] Inspired by talk on the Jedihunks list about Better than Sex Cake--and the taste of Better than Sex Cake when eaten off of a Jedi, and the further musings on what other things taste like eaten off of Jedi. Lots of paddlewan licking.

The Pit: [PG-13] Short, fluffy, and totally without plot or smut. Just a little story to pass time. You're a college student up late doing translations. Someone decides to come and help you.


Every once in a while I get an idea in my head which turns out to be a short character piece. These are generally rather angst-ridden, but for the most part are short stories from a character's point of view.


Heartbeats: [PG-13] Anakin and Amidala's wedding night. The first Ami/Ani story I've written with no angst whatsoever! It's actually happy, and entirely thanks to Aloysius.

Unheard Voices: [PG] A short character piece, inspired by a song by Mercedes Lackey. Alternates points of view between Amidala and Anakin. Set a little while after Anakin first turns to the Dark Side.

Forever: [PG-13] Kind of a companion piece to "Unheard Voices". My version of Padme's death, and the reasons she died. Very angsty--came to me in the middle of the night and I climbed out of bed to write it in 25 minutes.

Looking Back: [G] Shmi Skywalker looks back on her decision to let Anakin go, and prays for a better future to make it worthwhile.

Jedi Lament: [PG] Obi-Wan comes to term with his loss by talking about it, finding an unexpected friend and understanding ear in Rabe, one of Queen Amidala's young handmaidens. Also inspired by a song by Mercedes Lackey.

Leaving Hope: I was feeling angsty. A story about fear and hurt and pain . . . and hope.


My Canonish series, revolving around my thoughts and ideas for Episodes 2 and 3. Angsty and cruel. I kill characters. I get nasty. Sorry.


Seeds of Rebellion: [PG-13] The Ruler

Seeds of Destruction: [PG-13] The Warrior

Fivefold: First Conflict [PG-13] First Conflict


I took a short trip to the slash side, and everyone once in a while I still wander back there. Only one finished story, the other has been in progress so long I'm sure it must be getting moldy. But it's there, nonetheless. I can't really write slash, but I enjoy it now and then.


The Special Knight: [G] Cute little fluff with a toddler Obi-Wan teaching Qui-Gon the finer points of chess.

Rewards of the Force: [R] The only attempt I've ever made at slashy monkey love. Not too impressive, but hey, I tried. Give me credit at least.

[WIP] The Other Master [NC-17] A bunny that's been gnawing on me for ages. What really happened at the end of TPM, and how do you explain why Qui-Gon just didn't seem like Qui-Gon?


After taking a trip to the slash side, I took a trip to the Dark Side where I fell for a fallen apprentice named Xanatos. After joining the Xanatos Estrogen Brigade I started trying to work on a series of stories.


The True Path: [PG-13] Xanatos watches Obi-Wan.

Silent Obsession: [PG-13] Xanatos isn't the only one doing the watching.

Works In Progress

Some of these are being written as we speak. Some might not ever be finished. If you have one you REALLY want to see finished, harass me. (Yes, Caeryn. I'll finish Between Generals someday.)

Baser Instincts: [R] {DRAMA/ACTION} Obi-Wan is sent on an unusual mission, with an unusual partner. Featuring SLAVEBOY!Obi. :)

Untitled: [PG-13] {HUMOR} Obi-Wan wants to get some. For the first time in his life . . . someone isn't putting out. Supposedly humor. I dunno . . . I lost it. :)

Between Generals: [NC-17] {ABH} You're a General, he's a General . . . and you both made a mistake that is making communication just a tad difficult.

The Gift of Vision: [PG-13] {DRAMA} A necessary decision leaves the General's life in danger, as well as one of the Temple's most guarded members.

Mutiny: [PG-13] {DRAMA} Mutiny in space, poor poor General, what's he gonna do?





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