The Brak Show - Episode 19
Dinner Party
Brak's Dad: Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: to sell you vitamins, to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion.
Brak's Dad: They probably don't even have toilets.
Brak's Mom: Of course they do.
Brak's Dad: Then they probably flush upwards, spraying
bottom-devouring spiders on you!
Thundercleese: I have installed a social interaction
program to suppress my war-like tendencies in favor of an entertaining party
persona. I will demonstrate. Was today's increase in thermal units agreeable
to your carbon-based cell structure?
Brak's Mom: Actually it was a bit warm for my fancy.
Thundercleese: Then might I suggest we acquire
frigid intoxicating liquids to lower our core temperatures?
Franklin: It's so nice to have you all here as
dinner, uh, for dinner. I--I've never seen such a delicious group.
Brak's Dad: Delicious?
Franklin: Uh, meaning of course that we're all
delicious people, aren't we? On the inside? Where the meat is?
