The Brak Show Quotes - Ep. 7
Brak's My Mama (Expiration Day)
Brak:
<song>
Farewell my Steel Magnolia,
My hero, my neighbor, at the very least, my friend.
If ever I should see you again, I'd say...
How ya doing, pal?
Funny running into you like this.
How long have you been shopping here?
Did you notice the grapes are on sale?
I'm a little light. Could you slip me a five?
...But for now, I'll just say, goodbye.
Brak: I don't want to die! I'm almost finished with my macrame!
Brak's dad: Brak, stop driving your little baby car around Saint Babiesburg and take your asteroid smashing like man.
Brak:
<song>
There's an asteroid coming in the dead of the night.
It's gonna smash us into bits.
We need our trusted Thundercleese
Before that mother hits.
Oh, we both know what must be done
Do it, Slappy, while we're young.
Turn...on...Thun...der..cleese!
Cleese!