_JediClone_: William Shatner had entirely too much fun modeling Victoria's Secret's new Wonder Girdle... |
YingYang: o/"I'm a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvaniiiiiaaaaaa"\o |
Xexus: Looks like Master Shatner's gonna needs a new candy necklace soon |
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Jazzsoda: The American Gladiators have a new bitch! "But... Blaze! I just... licked the sweat off... your hairy back five... minutes ago! Oh, alright then." |
E_B_A: Sure the Kevlar vest was functional, but the matching jewelry ensemble only led to distracted glances and excessive preening. |
MrTim: o/` "I wanna be loved by you, just you/ And nobody else but you./ Boo-boop-be-doop!" o/` |
MrTim: Kirk'll go after anything with a good set of legs. |
MrTim: "I *burrrp!* can't recommend the *gurgle!* minestroni!" |
JediClone: Looks like someone finally told *him* to 'get a life' |
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JediClone: .oO(What "Captain's Log stain"???)Oo. |
Neoknight: "Made in Tiawan?! The hell?" |
Neoknight: There is one man I would NEVER tiptoe through the tulips with! |
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Neoknight: Awwww, I think Shat tightened his girdle too much! He looks so cute when he's suffocating. |
E_B_A: "We now return to 'Star Fetish...'" "Captain! The seats! Ohhhh how they smell soooooooooooo nice!" |
Jazzsoda: They tried to tell Kirk that Sea World doesn't *have* a petting zoo, but... |
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Jazzsoda: Powdered Doughnuts come twelve in a box and Shatner's colon only holds eleven. The last lucky doughnut makes a break for it. |
Dibbley: So THIS is why we call him, "Shat." |
Dibbley: "So he says to me, 'You go now! You here four hour!' I don't get it." |
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BlakHat1: "You're right! It does say 'Made in Taiwan!'" |
BlakHat1: "Let me finish putting something sexy yet supportive on behind this rock, THEN I'll come out you sexy Vulcan!" |
BlakHat1: Watch what happens when we play "Mr. Tamborine Man" for him.. |
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Neoknight: "Damn you people! I was all settled in to write TekWar novels, and you want another movie!" |
MrTim: "Wardrobe! Who the *HELL* got me this piece of cat vomit?!?!?!?!?" |
Jazzsoda: The Sex Pistols really do have the last laugh at their reunion show when they have Shatner show up in place of Johnny Rotten. |
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BlakHat1: o/ I believe in.. miracles! Where you from? You.. sexy thing! o/ |
YingYang: "So, Mr. Shatner, has Heather Locklear answered any of your messages?" |
YingYang: "Honey child, you need to leave that man of yours!! He ain't nuthin' but a nasty ass ho!!" "JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!" |
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