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Car Crash

There once was a man and a woman that both
got in a terrible car wreck. Both of their
vehicles were completely destroyed, buy
fortunately, no one was hurt.

In thankfulness, the woman said to the man,
"We are both okay, so we should celebrate. I
have a bottle of wine in my car, let's open it."

So the woman got the bottle out of the car, and
handed it to the man. The man took a really big
drink, and handed the woman the bottle. The
woman closed the bottle and put it down. The
man asked, "Aren't you going to take a drink?"

The woman cleverly replied, "No, I think I'll
just wait for the cops to get here."