Nightcrawler: The Nightcrawler bringing you a little lead on CERK metal 40hz. Three weeks in this town, and I still haven't seen my old friend. This next song is dedicated to you, Nicholas, my brother, my child.
Nightcrawler: Someone's been killing the homeless with type O blood. One of the victims had punctures in his neck. Is it me, Nicholas? Is it you?
Nightcrawler: The Nightcrawler's waiting for you!
Nick: Dwell on yesterday and you have no today and no tomorrow.
Museum Curator: Another quote?
Nick: No the voice of experience.
Museum Curator: Hmm, you haven�t lived that long.
Nick: I�m workin� on it.
Schanke: Well howdy, partner!
Nick: Will somebody shoot me? Please?
Natalie: Is this the same guy that came to me begging to help him change so he could see the sunrise?
Nick: Screw the sunrise. Give me the bottle.
Nick: Go to hell!
LaCroix: Not before you do!
Nick: Okay, we got some wacko with a full automatic and a hostage.
Stonetree: People are just going crazy over this vampire thing.
LaCroix: Mortals die. Does it really matter how or when?
103 - For I Have Sinned
Nick to punk vampire: A word to the wise; Immortality�s no excuse not to floss.
Nat: These things really make you uncomfortable. Don't they?
Nick: They make me feel weak... I'm afraid of them.
Nick: Bring the cross closer to me.
Nat: Why are you all so afraid of it?
Nick: Because it's a symbol of the one true light, and we are creatures of the dark.
Nat: Why tackle this now?
Nick: Because tomorrow I'm spending the day in a church!
Joan: I will pray for you Nicholas. I will pray for us both!
Nick to Joan: Courage, what is your other name?
Nick to Schanke: Twenty Hail Mary�s--promise you'll never go in there again.
104 - Last Act
Nat: Playing it a little close aren't you?
Nick: Seconds to spare!
Nat: So we're feeling a little self destructive.
Nick: I lost an old friend the other day.
Nat: How old?
Nick : Oh, two, three hundred years.
Nat: Old friend takes on a whole new meaning with you.
Schanke: Hey Knight, raise the draw bridge, and there better be food in there!
Nick: There are only to ways to escape eternity. One way is to join the dead, the other to join the living.
Schanke about Nick dangling a man out the window: Bring him back inside!
Nick: He doesn't deserve to live, Schanke!
Schanke: Nick, you solved this thing! Besides, think of the paperwork if you drop him!
Schanke: Did I miss something? What'd I miss?
Nat: Only the Middle Ages.
Schanke: Damn! Were they funny?
Nick (quietly to Nat): I enjoyed them!
105 - Dance by the Light of the Moon
Stonetree: What makes a good man evil?
Nick: The eternal question.
Nick: You can't blame women for all the evils of the world.
Janette to Nick: How badly do you want me?
Schanke: Excuse me Knight I'm not the one with high heel puncture marks on my tongue.
Schanke: I guess your never gonna know what it's gonna be.
Nick: What what's going to be?
Schanke: What it is that's gonna do it for you. With me it's autumn afternoons, plaid skirts and kneesocks.
Schanke: Every time I see a plaid skirt now, I...
Nick: You forget how to spell?
Janette: Nichola, brave knight, brave crusader, conqueror... Are you ready to be conquered?
Schanke: I'm not worth a wad of buffalo chips if I don't get eight hours.
Nick: That explains so much!
LaCroix: Hello, Nicholas. We're going to be friends for a long, long time.
Schanke: You know, working with you is hazardous to my health.
Schanke: Why do you have so many remotes here?
Nick to the stripper, Ann, wants to bring out Nick's dark side: Believe me, you don't want me to forget myself.
Schanke about the officer on the phone being offended by him calling her 'hon'.: Geez, you can't call anyone 'hon' these days.
Nick (kissing Natalie on the temple): Bye, hon!
106 - Dying to Know You
Schanke: I think she likes you!
Nick: I think she likes me!
Denise the psychic: Sunlight is death!
Stonetree: Why is it when the sky opens up, I'm always the one without an umbrella?
Natalie: She knows about you, Nick!
Natalie: Protein doesn't have to be red to be potent.
Nick: I don't drink blood anymore - at least not human - and I don't sleep in a coffin.
107 - False Witness
Schanke: Do not beat yourself up. You were a super hero to get here as quick as you did. How did you get here as quick as you did?
Nick: For one terrible moment I thought I was having another birthday.
Natalie: Did you actually see the shooting?
Stonetree: Nick, we're talking about a trial, not a day at the beach.
Nick: Just give me the sunblock, okay?
Nick is wearing the coconut-scented sunblock he got from Schanke. Natalie: Do you smell pi�a coladas?
Schanke: Whoever heard of a tanned vampire?
Nick: Remember, Nick, in the mortal world perjury is a crime too.
Schanke: So you lied, so what!
Schanke: It's either that, or I've got the six million dollar man as a partner.
Nick to Schanke: You OD on a six foot souvlaki or something?
Nick: Nat, I've been around for 800 years I know what's wrong and what's right!
Janette: You're pathetic! You belong to no one, not us, not them. Your not true to your own kind! Your not even true to yourself!
Schanke: But I'll give you the short version 'cause we're partners.
Nick: Who says you're not merciful?
108 - Cherry Blossoms
Natalie: Nick, I don't know if I ever told you this before, but most of my patients over the last few years have been dead.
Stonetree: You missed a real career opportunity with the diplomatic service, Schanke.
109 - I Will Repay
110 - Dead Air
Schanke: How come he gets the live ones?
Stonetree: They like him.
111 - Hunters
Nick to Janette: There's someone hunting him. He's a target. If anyone should be able to understand it we should.
Janette to Schanke: We cater to the occasional fetishist.
Janette to Nick: Let the hunted become the hunter!
Schanke: Igor Stravinsky, Charlie Parker, the Beatles... The world of music has as many facets as the gem of life, each beautiful in it's own way.
Schanke: I'll just be ten minutes. Cross my heart.
Janette: Please don't do that in front of me.
Nick: Wait a second....� Donut'? Did you just call him *Donut*?!?
112 - Dead Issue
Nick: I know that smile.
Schanke: I dare say you do! It�s the smile of a slam dunk victory.
Schanke: Hey, when I outsmart him he goes to pieces.
113 - Father Figure
Nick: Cheeky little tyke! Isn�t he?
LaCroix: I say we should roast him over a fire.
Janette: Mmm, How does that sound dear boy?
Daniel: Me name�s Daniel. What�s yours? Princess something?
Janette: Couldn�t we at least take him for a meal?
Lisa: Is this your fortress of solitude?
Natalie: Nick, shall we go? I�ve got places to go, people to dissect.
Nick: You know I have to really stop getting shot. Sometime someone�s gonna notice for good.
Nat: Have you tried ducking?
LaCroix: What our Janette wants, she must have.
Nick: You are deranged!
LaCroix: Yes, I know!
Schanke: Hmmm, you do smell nice tonight, Doctor. What are you wearing, Ode De Formaldehyde?
Natalie: Have you tried that artificial blood substitute I gave you?
Nick: Oh, you mean the low fat, zero cholesterol, no sodium, absolutely no flavor...
Natalie teasing Nick: You can see yourself in the mirror.
Nick: Only sometimes.
114 - Spin Doctor
Stonetree to Nick: It�s called spin control, detective. Somebody pokes a microphone in your face, and they will, you offer no comment.
Grace: Don�t pay any attention to me. I�m politically ignorant!
Committee Head: Mr. Girard, will you kindly explain to this commity why you keep, in your refrigerator, bottles full of animal blood?
Nick: I choose not to answer that question under the protection of the Fifth Amendment to the constitution.
115 - Dying for Fame
Schanke on the phone: Knight, Knight! Hey, Nick, rise and shine; Stonetree's sweating blood, duty calls. I know you're too cool to come out and play in the daytime� You're needed down at the station now, toro, pronto, eh. So stop doing whatever the hell it is you do in that high-tech dungeon of doom of yours and get your butt down here.
Nick: What time is it, what day is it� what century is it?
Schanke to Nick: Nice outfit! Don�t you think you�re overreacting to this ozone thing?
Schanke to Nick: Have you been to a barbecue?
Nick: Woodstock�
Schanke: Yeah, Woodstock. You were there? Yeah, right. In macram� diapers. And Janis Joplin sang you a lullaby. You're full of it, Knight.
Nick: Actually, I was with the Grateful Dead.
116 - Only the Lonely
Nat to Roger: I believe that I'm wearing a formaldehyde base scent.
Schanke to Nat: One day you're slicing cake, the next day you're slicing me.
Nat: You're so cold.
Nick: I'm dead.
Nat: No. No, you're not. You're not dead.
Stonetree: This is the last newspaper allowed in this precinct while this case is open! In fact, if I find another one, I will search out the culprit who brought it into this office and he or she will look forward to a lifetime desk job in parking violations!
Nick: I dunno, parking violations is starting to look pretty good to me right now.
Nick: Listen, you little worm. You're gonna play ball with us, or the next person you open your raincoat for will be 6'3" with tears tattooed on his cheeks.
Nick to Natalie: Is *that* where you've been all day, with *him*?
Natalie remembering telling Nick that she'd help him because solving a puzzle is its own reward for her: Liar.
117 - Unreality TV
Nick: You follow carnage like a vulture.
LaCroix: Oh, I don't care for the conflict -- it's very noisy, don't you agree? But I love the free food.
LaCroix: You never could hide your thoughts from me, Nicholas. I'm afraid I was apoor teacher in that area. Or maybe . . . ? Yes, we skipped those lessons, didn't we?
Nick: They were in Vietnam. They were in the Persian Gulf. And now they're in the bathroom.
LaCroix: You warm my dead heart, Nicholas.
118 - Feeding the Beast
Nick: Schanke, what would you say... what would you say if I told you I was an addict?
Nat: You ate french fries?
Nick: With lots of catsup!
Nat: That's incredible!
Nick: I'm revamping myself Janette. From now on I say I'm a vampire and I'm proud of it! To hell with the modern world.
Nick: I'm hungry...I feed!
Nat: I'm going in there!
Janette: It's your neck!
Nick to Nat: Come to ogle the beast?
Schanke: What, you think I know nothing about art?
Nick: No, it's just that you have a velvet painting of Elvis in your locker.
Nick: Monica says that recovery is just the space between fixes. I think I'll show her what backsliding really is!
119 - If Looks Could Kill
Janette: They all dance as if Father Time were shooting bullets at their feet...which, I suppose, he is.
120 - Fatal Mistake
Stonetree: They stay with you... They haunt you.
Stonetree: No Nick, you can't kill somebody, watch them die, and not have it affect you!
LaCroix: Even eternal life is too short to wait for a table.
Nick: You are what I am, then you understand the hunger that compelled me to feed on you.
Stonetree: Eddie Shore's dead because of you, not me. It's your fatal mistake!
Nick: We all live with some kind of ghost, Cap.
Stonetree: Or we become a ghost ourselves� I guess.
Schanke feeling sarcastic after Nick climbs onto a city bus in motion because he thinks he saw a girl he once bit: Why don't you and me go out for some barbecue and... maybe yippee-yi-oh-ty-yey down to our local bus corral. Yeah! We could do a one-on-one competition with some of them new-fangled German Diesels, yeah! Now how fast do you reckon they go? Maybe 0-60 in a millennia. Old cowpoke like you could wrestle one of them down to the ground might quick.
121 - 1966
Bernhardt: What are you doing in East Berlin?
Nick: Actually I just came for the scenery.
Nick: We are all hostages here.
LaCroix: The American is mine!
Schanke: My sideburns are not to be ridiculed by you!
Nat: Nick, next time you want to play John Wayne, please don't invite me!
122 - Love You to Death
Schanke: Hey Nicky boy, how're you doin'?
LaCroix: What is this?
Nick: Something you wouldn't understand� Purity, absolute purity.
Nick: What are you doing here?
Janette: Paying a parking ticket�Picking up young men!
LaCroix: Purity is an illusion!
LaCroix: Now look here Nicholas there really are only three choices in this matter. Try to love her as a human. We all know that's impossible so let's move right along. Continue in this manner to gaze at her over the ballistrate like a love struck mongrel, which would be a terrific waste of eternity� Or consummate your intense love for her in the most intense way�Take her� kill her!
Nick: I'm a homicide detective. I'm paid to be troubled by things.
Nick: I hate you!
LaCroix: Good, hate is a step in the right direction!
Nick: They are the innocent�
Schanke: Did you know that there was blood in your refrigerator?
Janette: Poor Nicolas, tortured by a soul he hasn't got.
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