The Dukes Of Hazzard Fan Club
By Cid

[AVALANCHE HQ,]

Cid: Let's see what's on... I love Lucy, $^%$ THAT!! Pokemon, go to hell pikachu. The Dukes of Hazzard, OH HELL YEAH!!
Balladeer: [I hope I got that right,] Just some [Cid starts to sing along], good ol' boys, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Cid: What's boss Hogg up to today? [NOTE: Yes, I've seen the Dukes Of Hazzard. It's a good show,] OH I LOVE THIS ONE!! [Cloud walks in,]
Cloud: If I ignore it it will go away... I hope.
Cid: Touch the remote and I'll strap you to a propeller on the Highwind. [Cloud backs off,] [Everyone else walks in, except Vincent and Yuffie,] Where's Vincent and Yuffie.
Red: Vincent is being held on trial for Yuffie's murder [See the Dukes of Masamune,] and we just took a break from finding the impossible to find Yuffie Revive materia.
Cid: Really? Good. [Continues watching the Duke Of Hazzard,] [Shera walks in,]
Shera: Captain Highwind, if you like the dukes of Hazzard so much why don't you make a fan club and see who joins.
Cid: Good idea! See ya!! [Runs to build the club,]
Cloud: OUR SAVIOR!! [Changes channel,]

[Streets of Midgar,]
[Cid built a little shack with a cloth banner that says "The House Of Hazzard",]
Cid: Taking members!!! [A ton of people run up,] For the dukes of Hazzard fan club. [A ton of people walk away,] )($)($W&)($@&)(@&$)+$&)+(&$#)&)$#(RS!! Cid starts taking members. [Locke walks up,] Name?
Locke: Locke Cole.
Cid: Why you want to join.
Locke: I love the Kings of Hazzard.
Cid: Get hell away from me.
Locke: Nobody loves me!!
Kefka: You got that right!! Hey, I want to join Mr. Cid?! Get back to the Magiteck factory!!
Cid: Wrong Cid and Final Fantasy.
Kefka: Sorry. I want to join the Dukes of Hazzard fan club.
Cid: Okay. Go right in the Club house.
Kefka: You mean run down old shack.
Cid: Yeah what ever. [Kefka walks in,] [Squal Leonhart walks up, I'm one of the few guys to have an FF8 crossover fan fic,]
Squal: I want to join.
Cid: Aint you the boy who ran off with my riding mower?
Squal: That must have been some other Final Fantasy 8 character. Huh huh huh.
Cid: What about you painting my cat's butt.
Squal: That was Cloud.
Cid: Okay go in.
Squal: Cool. Huh huh huh.
Sephiroth: Can I join?!
Cid: YES!! Anyone who helps me fend of Cloud and the others so we can watch the Dukes is welcome!!
Sephiroth: YES!!

[The Firs meeting,]
Cid: Wheres Sephiroth? [Sephiroth runs in with a bloody Masamune,]
Sephiroth: Sorry! I had to kill an Ancient who was praying for holy!!
Cid: Okay. First item, what's the best episode of the Dukes.
Sephiroth: When boss Hogg is put under witness protection and has to stay with the Duke family!!
Kefka: No it's when Hogg's father visits and robs Hogg!! [Does his laugh,] That was the funniest!!
Squal: No it was when Hogg was involved with that counterfeit money deal!!
Cid: You're all wrong!! It's when Hogg tried to cheat in the Hazzard County race. [Everyone starts to fight until the shack is Burned into the ground,] Oh well, let's build a trans dimensional portal so we can be in the Dukes!!!
Members: YAY!!! [Everyone runs off to get the parts,]
Continued in.... The Dukes of FF7!!!