FF7 Meets the Dukes of Hazzard!
[In the Ride on the General lee]
Cid: Kefka, you did close the dimensional portal, right?
Kefka: Uh-oh...
[Some place]
[Pikachu walks up to the protal]
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash: Pikachu, what's that. [pikachu walks in and is transported to the Dukes
of Hazzard] PIKACHU! {Ass-- er Ash runs to Misty and Brock who are... let's
leave that out] OH MY GOD!!! [Runs to barf]
[Road]
Bo: LUKE STOP! You'll hit that yellow hamster thing!!
Cid: That's Pikachu... [Jumps on the Gas pedal]
Pikachu: [Walks out of the Poirtal] Pika? [Is run over by the General Lee]
Kefka: Kick ass!
Sephiroth: Heh eh eh! You killed it. Heh eh eh.
Cid: Huh huh! That was cool! Huh huh!
Bo: Aww... We killed a hamster thing.
[The I love Lucy Show]
Lucy: Hey, Ricky! What's this? [Looks at Cid's dimensional protal]
Ricky: I don't know Lucy! [Both walk in]
[Dukes of Hazzard ride]
Cid: What shows did we accidently enter?
Kefka: Pokemon and I love Lucy. Wait! I also took a little trip to see the
Simsons yesterday.
Cid: Did you close the protals?
Kefka: oops!
Sephiroth: This means that we'll se Bart?! KICK ASS!!
Cid: Did anyone go anywhere else?
Sephiroth: I visted the Final Fantasy Tactics dimension.
[Some castle]
Vormav: What the hell is this?
Izlude: Yeah, dad. What the hell is this?
Meliadoul: I don't know but... [Throws Izlude in the portal] I think it's
safe! [A voice is heard from inside the portal]
Voice: Bulbasuar! Vine whip now!
Izlude: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OUCHIES! [flies out of the portal] Some
little animal thing almost killed me!
Vormav: What did it look like?!
Izlude; it had huge teeth sharp claws! Tentacals with spikes. [Izlude
continues making it sound scary when the Bulbasuard hops out and gets on
Vormav's leg]
Vormav: AAAHHH!!! GET IT OFF MY LEG! AAHH!!!
Meliadoul: HA HA HA!! I THOUGHT ONLY PUPPIES DID THAT!!!
Izlude: That's it! AAAHHH!!!
Vormav: GET IT OFF! [Vormav continues to try to get the Bulbasuar off his leg
while Izlude wets his pant (Armor?) in fear and Meliadoul luaghs]
[Sringfield]
Homer: Huh? What's this? [Looks at Cid's portal] This had beter not take me
to the third demension again!
Bart: Dad! Can I come too?!
Homer: Eh. I don't see why not. [Both walk into Cid's portal and end up in...]
[Some Castle]
[Homer and Bart walk out]
Vormav: GET IT OFF!!! {Franticly tries to get the bulbasuar off his leg]
Izlude; AAAHHH!!! BULBASUAR!
Meliadoul: HA HA HA!!!
Bulbasuar: [Happily] Bulbasuar...
Homer: Ewww.... This place is weird! [Both enter another portal]
[Dukes of Hazzard]
Cid: We should get going! Thanks ofr the ride and pictures with autographs.
Bo and Luke: No problem. See you all later!
[All enter the protal]
Bo: Luke, they look a lot like the characters from the Final Fantasy show we
watch!
Luke: Yeah.
[FF7]
Cid: Now I'll close all the portals. [[Presses a button and all the portals
sudenyl close]
Sephiroth: WAIT! kefka was still in the portal!
Cid: Whoops!
[Potal[
[Kefka is falling in a strange vortex]
Kefka: AAAAAHHH!!!! [The words E=MC2 appears] Cool! [Takes a picture]
AAAAHHH!!!
[FFT]
[The bulbasuar is STILL on Vormav's leg]
Vormav: AAAHH!!! THE THING IT CAME FROM CLOSED!!!
Izlude: AAAAHH!!! IT'S STUCK HERE!
[The Dukes of Hazzard]
Lucy: Riccky! The ting closed! Now we're stuck here!
Ricky: YOU are the one who wnated us to go in that thing in the first palce!
Lucy: I AM NOT!
Ricky: {does that forieng language thing]
[Pokemon]
Homer: BART! OPEN UP THIS PORTAL NOW!
Ash: BULBASUAR! PIKACHU!
Voice: Prepare for trouble...
Homer: Trouble? AAAAAHHHH!!! [runs and falls on Jessy and James crushing them
to death]
[I love Lucy]
Bart: Great! Now I'm stuck here! [canned luaghter starts]
[FF7]
Sephiroth: hey! [Looks at something] Kefka must have dropped this! IT'S THE
YUFFIE REVIVE MATERIA! [Runs to Yuffie's body which is beoing chewed on by
rats] [Sephiroth revives Yuffie]
Cid: WHAT THE
#%*&@#)%&)#(&%(*#&%)#@&%(#@%#@&%(*#@%&*(#&%(*@#%&(*#@^%(*#^%*(#@^%(*#@^% DID
YOU DO THAT FOR?! [Takes the Aeris revive materia and revives Aeris] NOW WERE
EVEN!
Spehiroth: Okay!
[Jail]
Guard: Mr. Valentine. YOu are free to go!
The End!
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