Charmed - Quotes


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Season 1

"We're known as the Charmed Ones!" - Phoebe to Piper -- from the episode Something Wicca This Way Comes (Season 1, episode 1)

"I'm good!" - Piper -- from the episode I've Got You Under My Skin (Season 1, episode 2)

"We're the Charmed Ones, Prue, not the Doomed Ones." - Phoebe to Prue -- from the episode Dead Man Dating (Season 1, episode 4)

"Where were you my whole life?" - Mark to Piper -- from the episode Dead Man Dating (Season 1, episode 4)

"I've never see anyone killed before." - Piper
"Jeremy." - Phoebe
"Javna." - Prue
"I mean humans." - Piper -- from the episode Dead Man Dating (Season 1, episode 4)

"Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy." - Piper
"It's an improvement." - Phoebe
"At least he wasn't a warlock." - Prue -- from the episode Dead Man Dating (Season 1, episode 4)

"You'll never greet your husband at the door with: 'Honey, I think I froze the kids'." - Piper
"No, I've just accidentaly moved them to another zip code." - Prue
"But I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely." - Phoebe -- from the episode Wedding From Hell (Season 1, episode 6)

"That's the best picture of me that I've ever taken." - Phoebe to her sisters -- from the episode That 70's Episode (Season 1, episode 17)

"...What if something happens and you need the Power of Three?" - Piper
"Well then, the power of two will just have to do." Prue -- from the episode The Power Of Two (Season 1, episode 20)

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Season 2

"Woa, I am one super smart witch." - Phoebe to herself -- from the episode The Painted World (Season 2, episode 25)

"Give it up Obi-Wan, you got the wrong guy." - Kyle to Leo -- from the episode That Old Black Magic (Season 2, episode 28)

"Cool. Well it was." - Phoebe to her sisters -- from the episode That Old Black Magic (Season 2, episode 28)

"You know, they really shouldn't have given us the finger." - Prue
"You read my mind." - Piper -- from the episode They're Everywhere (Season 2, episode 29)

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons." - Phoebe to her sisters -- from the episode P3 H20 (Season 2, episode 30)

"I fell asleep, woke up and suddenly it's Thursday." - Prue to Piper -- from the episode P3 H2O (Season 2, episode 30)

"I never get tired of kicking his butt." - Phoebe to her sisters, about Barbas -- from the episode Ms. Hellfire (Season 2, episode 31)

"Doesn't that fall under the personal gain category?" - Piper
"Oh who cares! We're desperate and it's working!" - Prue -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"Wow. You're like McGuyver with estrogen." - Piper to Dan -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"He didn't freeze. Why didn't he freeze?" - Piper to Phoebe
"What are you? Witches?" - Ghost
"I've frozen ghosts before haven't I?" - Piper to Phoebe -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"You get that through office supplies?" - Jack to Prue, about Baby Matthew -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"Looks like we finally all fell for the same guy!" - Prue to her sisters -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"Three witches and a baby, I don't think that's going to fly." - Morris to sisters -- from the episode Reckless Abandon (Season 2, episode 33)

"Another satisfied costumer." - Rabbit Man to one of Phoebe's friends -- from the episode Animal Pragmatism (Season 2, episode 35)

"You're hiring me, not my resumé." - Prue to her new boss -- from the episode Murphy's Luck (Season 2, episode 38)

"Your turn to be cursed witch." - Darklighter, concerning Prue -- from the episode Murphy's Luck (Season 2, episode 38)

"I can't freeze the rat thing." - Piper to her sisters -- from the episode How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans (Season 2, episode 39)

"What the hell is going on with our powers?" - Prue to her sisters -- from the episode How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans (Season 2, episode 39)

"Wanna see something you can freeze?" - Piper to Crito -- from the episode How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans (Season 2, episode 39)

"I just wanted tonight to be perfect." - Piper
"Well, it was. I was with you." - Leo -- from the episode Chick Flick (Season 2, episode 40)

"I really need to demon-strate something for you." - Phoebe to Prue -- from the episode Chick Flick (Season 2, episode 40)

"Okay, ah, that didn't work. But my legs still do. Okay, lets go." - Piper to Leo, on trying to freeze Bloody Mary -- from the episode Chick Flick (Season 2, episode 40)

"We can't kill them. They're not real. They're fiction." - Piper to her sisters -- from the episode Chick Flick (Season 2, episode 40)

"I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower." - Piper to herself -- from the episode Chick Flick (Season 2, episode 40)

"Nice Orbs." - Prue to Leo -- from the episode Ex Libris (Season 2, episode 41)

"Your friend, obviously." - Prue, concerning Charlene
"Ya, the dead one." - Phoebe -- from the episode Ex Libris (Season 2, episode 41)

"Who's that?" - Piper, concerning Charlene
"Let's go, lets go. That's my dead friend." - Phoebe -- from the episode Ex Libris (Season 2, episode 41)

"Why am I not moving on?" - Charlene
"I have no idea." - Phoebe -- from the episode Ex Libris (Season 2, episode 41)

"How'd you get in? I thought Whitelighter pay sucked" - Piper
"I, ah, sorta didn't tell the bouncer I don't work here anymore." - Leo -- from the episode Ex Libris (Season 2, episode 41)

"What just happened?" - Phoebe
"I think we just vanquished our sister." - Piper -- from the episode Apocalypse, Not (Season 2, episode 43)

"Are you telling me Evil called Good, and Good answered?" - Phoebe to Leo -- from the episode Apocalypse, Not (Season 2, episode 43)

"You're wishes. My command." - Genie to sisters -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

"Why does everyone always 'Phoebe' me?" - Phoebe to her sisters and Leo -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

"You tricked us and now there's a warlock trying to turn us into witchkabobs." - Piper to Genie -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

"What have I done?" - Genie to himself -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

"I can't heal the dead." - Leo to Piper and Phoebe -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

"Take me to your Leader." - Piper to Leo -- from the episode Be Careful What You Witch For (Season 2, episode 44)

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Season 3

"Good kitty." - Prue to Kit -- from the episode Magic Hour (Season 3, episode 46)

"Ya well, rules are meant to be broken." - Prue
"Ya, but bodies weren't." - Phoebe
"And neither were hearts." - Piper -- from the episode Magic Hour (Season 3, episode 46)

"Whitelighters always were messy." - Cole to himself -- from the episode Magic Hour (Season 3, episode 46)

"Well maybe it's time to tell her about Santa." - Piper to Prue about Phoebe -- from the episode Once Upon A Time (Season 3, episode 47)

"Why are you being so stubburn about this?" - Piper
"Because I'm a Scorpio. What's your excuse?" - Phoebe -- from the episode Once Upon A Time (Season 3, episode 47)

"Now look what you did. You went and turned Prue into the middle child." - Phoebe to Piper -- from the episode Once Upon A Time (Season 3, episode 47)

"I'm going to check the Book of Shadows just in case, cause I don't want to be out-stubburned by a Gemini." - Phoebe to Piper -- from the episode Once Upon A Time (Season 3, episode 47)

"I think she's on strike." - Phoebe to Prue about Piper -- from the episode Once Upon A Time (Season 3, episode 47)

"This isn't good, right?" - Darryl to Leo -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"We're not in Kansas anymore!" - Piper to her sisters -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"Oh, leave it to Them to zap first and give instructions never." - Piper to her sisters -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"I'm Micah." - Micah
"I'm Charmed." - Prue -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"I always get the messy jobs." - Piper to her sisters -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"Hey, haven't I vanquished you somewhere before?" - Prue to Grimlock -- from the episode All Halliwell's Eve (Season 3, episode 48)

"Piper froze ya!" - Prue to Natalie -- from the episode Blinded By The Whitelighter (Season 3, episode 55)

"I got a bad feeling about this." - Piper to sisters -- from the episode Wrestling With Demons (Season 3, episode 56)

"Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?" - Victor to Prue and Phoebe, concerning Patty -- from the episode Just Harried (Season 3, episode 59)

"Welcome to the Power of 4." - Piper to sisters and Leo -- from the episode The Demon Who Came In From The Cold (Season 3, episode 63)

"What is that?" - Phoebe
"Demon begon." - Piper -- from the episode The Demon Who Came In From The Cold (Season 3, episode 63)

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Season 4

"What did you do to me?!" - Paige to Piper and Phoebe -- from the episode Charmed Again (Season 4, episode 67)

"You are so busted!" - Phoebe to Paige -- from the episode Hell Hath No Fury (Season 4, episode 68)

"And who are you?" - Paige's boss
"I'm her sister." - Piper -- from the episode Hell Hath No Fury (Season 4, episode 68)

"Oh, it's you. Black belt Barbie." - Yem-no
"You're going to pay for that." - Phoebe -- from the episode Enter the Demon (Season 4, episode 70)

"So what's on our training schedule for today? Lightsabers?" - Phoebe to Cole -- from the episode Enter the Demon (Season 4, episode 70)

"I think we just saw a mother lift a car off her child." - Paige to Phoebe, concerning Piper -- from the episode Lost And Bound (Season 4, episode 77)

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Season 5

"Give Daddy back his powers!" - Leo to Piper's tummy -- from the episode Siren Song (Season 5, episode 92)

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" - Piper
"Mais oui." - Leo -- from the episode Siren Song (Season 5, episode 92)

"Pre-natal yoga this morning, and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You're right, you have no friends." - Piper
"You're mean." - Paige -- from the episode The Eyes Have It (Season 5, episode 94)

"Last time we saw you, you were riding into the afterlife with our mother." - Phoebe to Sam -- from the episode Sam I Am (Season 5, episode 97)

"Anything from you over there in the Peanut Gallery?" - Paige to Phoebe -- from the episode Sam I Am (Season 5, episode 97)

"Having an invincible ex-husband is making me really nervous." - Phoebe
"Well, the good thing is we've got someone invincible of our own." - Paige
"I've got you covered." - Piper
"For now." -Phoebe -- from the episode Sam I Am (Season 5, episode 97)

"I'm Chris. Chris Perry." - Chris to Phoebe and Piper -- from the episode Oh My Goddess, Part 1 (Season 5, episode 110)

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Season 6

"I'm a Mom." - Piper -- from the episode Forget Me...Not (Season 6, episode 114)

"You lost me at 'fruit packing plant'." - Piper to Paige -- from the episode The Power Of Three Blondes (Season 6, episode 115)

"In all my life I've never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you." - Chris to the sisters -- from the episode The Power Of Three Blondes (Season 6, episode 115)

"I'm from the future." - Chris to Piper's date -- from the episode Loves A Witch (Season 6, episode 116)

"You're not serious about that guy are you?" - Chris to Piper -- from the episode Loves A Witch (Season 6, episode 116)

"You're crazy." - Richard
"Quite possibly." - Paige -- from the episode Loves A Witch (Season 6, episode 116)

"Welcome home Chris." - Future Wyatt
"Hello Wyatt." - Chris -- from the episode Chris-Crossed (Season 6, episode 121)

"Aunt Phoebe, we need your help." - Little boy from Phoebe's vision
"Phoebe, can you hear me? We need your help." - Chris -- from the episode The Legend Of Sleepy Halliwell (Season 6, episode 125)

"We're going to do this my way mister!" - Phoebe
"Master." - Chris -- from the episode I Dream Of Phoebe (Season 6, episode 126)

"Hey! Wait for me!" - Chris to Phoebe and Paige's ghosts -- from the episode I Dream Of Phoebe (Season 6, episode 126)

"I think I'm cessing to exist." - Chris to Piper and Leo -- from the episode The Courtship Of Wyatt's Father (Season 6, episode 127)

"Yes! I'm back!" - Chris -- from the episode The Courtship Of Wyatt's Father (Season 6, episode 127)

"Do we even get along in the future?" - Paige to Chris -- from the episode Crimes And Witch Demeanors (Season 6, episode 130)

"We're the Charmed... One." - Paige to an innocent, about herself...and Chris -- from the episode Witch Wars (Season 6, episode 132)

"Don't touch me! You're the reason I look like this." - A very pregnant Piper to Leo -- from the episode Witch Wars (Season 6, episode 132)

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Season 7

"Chris? Last time I was here, he was a six foot Whitelighter." - Grams to Phoebe and Paige -- from the episode Cheaper By The Coven (Season 7, episode 137)

"It has begun." - Avatar Alpha -- from the episode Extreme Makeover: World Edition (Season 7, episode 146)

"Is it you?" - Paige
"In the flesh. More or less." - Kyle -- from the episode Charmageddon (Season 7, episode 147)

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Season 8

"Oh no, not you again." - Phoebe
"Ya, me again. You can't run from love, Phoebe. You know that." - Coop
"Oh, does it look like I'm running? Because I'm not running. I'm walking." - Phoebe -- from the episode Generation Hex (Season 8, episode 173)

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