Warning what you are about to read are the opinions of the disgruntled and poorly caffeinated. These rants hold the opinions of only the persons who wrote them and possible a few others. The individuals who have written a rant or will write a rant in the future are probably in need of medical attention, but we can't afford to pay a shrink instead we have this rant space here. So grab a caffeinated drink and start reading.

Regressed Anger!

Look I'm just a lanky bastard that likes to complain, so I'm going to just complain about everything from my computer to music to women...this may take a while so have your insomniac sized coffee ready...if its less than 16oz then you need more coffee, and aren't enough of an insomniac. <Swigs the coffee pot down>.

Ok so first on the agenda this comp, jeez I wish it was a Pentium, you know the only reason that I have to deal with a Celeron is because I'm so F^&*ING poor. You think your poor look at me I live with my parents and still don't have money at all plus I work my ass off all the time. Plus I do tons of random odd jobs for ppl. But we all know that this is just so I can complain so I'm will continue to complain about other stuff than my own fiscal situation...besides its not on the list ;).

Ok all you ‘hardcore' music fans (notice hardcore in quotes...just making sure you are paying attention ;).) you think your big shit with your Korn <cough cough> Krap < cough cough> and your Godsmack and all this other nu metal shit. Well I got news for ya, you ain' hardcore, you wouldn't know hardcore if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. These guys are so mainstream it makes my head hurt. They probably only picked up a F&^*ING instrument last week. I could make about 20 songs like that in 20 min, and I'm not getting started on you slipknot and mushroom head fans...ok maybe just a little. I think the members of these 2 supposed bands forgot how to count when they made this band. Look slipknot has like 7 or 8 members 2 of which just beat on each other...WTF? And mushroom head well there's like 13 of them does it take that many ppl to make a group. No I have the reason each member is like ¼ of a real musician so it takes that many ppl to even attempt what a real musician does. Like if you think your really hardcore ask yourself have you ever heard of Soilwork or what about Symphony X, and In Flames (though they're last album was weak), have you even heard of these amazing real hardcore bands not this pussy ass binary nu metal (inside joke LOL). And another thing why does no one appreciate the old classics...music doesn't die but I could think of some ‘bands' that should. So before you think you are a hardcore music fan look at real music instead of what you see on MTV.

Last on the agenda is women...you might need I new pot of coffee if your going to sit through this shit. First off all I have to say is damn...why the hell are they so confusing, they all play game to sucker you in and mess with your head. By the end you have no idea WTF you are doing. They rely far too much on what's in they're head. One of my biggest problems is why the hell so many of them has this need to talk on the phone with you for hours and hours on end. Even if there is nothing to talk about, ok if your are in a really cool conversation then hey cool go for it but to call them and say hey...how are you and what are you doing and that's it is so pointless and I think its just a waist of time and the phone. What are you going to do sit there with dead air for an hour and say ok I'll talk to you later so you can call them an hour or two later to see if anything new has happened...guess what nothing has. In an average week a BF and GF seem to ‘be' on the phone for more hours then I can count but the amount that they actually talk about something other than what they are watching comes down dramatically to almost nothing after the first few weeks. And if you don't call them they get pissed, and you can't give them the answer of well I had nothing to talk about...don't ask me why????...like you can't have any excuse for anything that you do and on top of that you never do anything right so what the hell. And on top of that there is still something that drives you toward them that is unexplainable, you know going into a relationship that it will be full of times of hell and you still go into it willingly...maybe I'm missing something in this equation and no I don't think it has to do just about sex...so all I have to say is WTF.

Keebler
 

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