The Forum
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and
we'll find out.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never
known any chickens.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad?Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been
told!
ERNEST HEMMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone
before.
SOCRATES: The road was black, the chicken was black, so the road was the chicken.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned with a chicken crossing
a road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook --- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the
operating system.
STEVE JOBS: Our chickens cross fewer roads but do it in a clearly
superior fashion , and are therefore not compatable with Chicken Coop 98 ,
but work very well crossing 8 track roads , demo available on betamax.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: By your definition, I did not cross the road with ANY
chicken, for to be chicken would mean to NOT cross,
so you see, because a chicken did cross, it was not a chicken and that
means that I have nothing to hide whatsoever, However, I did ask Vernon
Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
How about another one?
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