The Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails
looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse
went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in
the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun
to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot. I'm
an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any
three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew
he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd
like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here
horse I'm riding." The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to
the bunk house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse
around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on
the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the
mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back
and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and
shouted...


"My God, I was riding the mare!"

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