Hi! My name is Joe. Let me tell you a little about myself.

I am 20 years old. I like cartooning, acting, writing, Emailing, weight-lifting, but most of all, I am forever striving to stretch my mental capacities beyond that of normal humans. (But I usually just end up getting a brain cramp)

This site was made when I was only 17, and entering my fourth year in college because I'm so frightfuly smart that they let me SKIP high school! Graavy!

Click here for the best dumb jokes in the whole entire room!

Here is a list of stuff I like:

1. Stephanie, my wife-to-be, APRIL 14th!!!
2. Inventing
3. Oddities
4. Insanity
5. Mr. Rogers
6. Cuddling (New hobby)
7. Assisting poor mentaly ungifted souls.

Hey! Wanna Sign my Guestbook? Wanna see who already has?

Here is how I compare with idiots who send me hate mail!

0=Utterly brain dead or slimy. 200=Supreme

	Brains	Charisma
YOU	19	17
ME	197	131

Any questions? If so, GET LOST!!!

* Here are an array of web sites with maximum frigid factor!(MFF) *

MFF 1=Ho-hum--------10=MAXIMALY FRIGID!

Click here for a virtual ant farm!!! (MFF=7)

How to torch Pop-Tarts!(MMF=8)

JoLt CoLa!!!

Click here for the world's GREATEST web site! (MFF=10!)

Mail me! At TheMainBrain@juno.com!

And for those who don't think that I'm a genius, I say to you

"BWAHAHAHA!!!Jealousy!!!" or "Yawa Og" or "Tu tiene una cerebro de gusano!

Hey!!! I won the award "The worst WEB site of the WEB"!!! So NYAAH!!!

Really! If you don't belive me, Email me and I'll send you a copy of the letter they sent me!!! Huzzah!!! Oh, time to celebrate!!! Break out the cases of JOLT!!!!

You are getting sleepy... You will NOT recite your favorite movie's dialog to me... Don't worry about what other people will think... Take a bath... Smile more... Say Hello to everyone you see... Be slow to speak and swift to think Okay, wake up now.

*Note* Please don't be offended by my superiority complex. It's all in good fun, if you've really got a problem with it... oops, I was gonna say something sarcastic. (Something I've been working on...) So... um... make up your own sarcasticly biting remark and get offended by it. Thanks!

I would like to declare that none of this would be possible without the supreme genius of my Nanu (Grandfather). He has taught me that there's alot more to learning than school. I have always admired his sheer masterful mind and will always be indebted to him for influencing me and teaching me to make a ship in a bottle. Is it to him I dedicate this site. Thanx Lucci.