The Weird Worlds Weird Starcraft Maps

For those of you who don't know, Starcraft is a Real Time Strategy game released by Blizzard back in 1998. We here at The Weird World have noticed that there is an apparant lack of weird and bizarre maps to play on in the Starcraft Universe, so we've taken the liberty of making some for your amusement.

Starcraft Syncronized Dance 36.8KB (Regular StarCraft) Created 6-25-05

Watch the syncronized dancing starcraft units.

Crackhead Jim Raynor 426KB (Brood Wars Expansion) Created 6-26-05

Satisfy Jim Raynors neverending need for crack, so that you may jack up on heroin.

** The Weird World in no way endorses the use of either crack or heroin.

Shitting Competition 243KB (Regular StarCraft) Created 6-28-05

An all out race to see who can take 100 shits the fastest.

Feedback from DT_BattleKruser of Staredit.net:
Dear InfusedEMP,
You submission #3390, 'Shitting Competition' has been denied and deleted from the database. The following reason(s) and comment(s) were returned.
What is this, an attempt to make me retch all over my keyboard?? I'm not amused.
For such a noobishly simple map, you could have given it a more appropriate theme.

Apparantly he doesn't have much of a sense of humor; but he called me "Dear." I feel so special.
And just for the hell of it, here is the lovely definition of his most creatively used word "retch"

Obesity 191KB (Brood Wars Expansion) Created 6-30-05

Be the first player to get so overweight you explode.

** If you are obese, please do not be offended by this map. Actually, it's probably better if you don't download it.

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