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Some of the strangest songs, sounds,
interviews, and randomly recorded insanity ever made, all
created by The Weird World.
We ask that you not be offended by
these audio files. Practically every race, religion,
ethnic group, government official, and famous face are
insulted once, if not numerous times at random intervals
throughout the audio, so if you are offended easily, this
is probably not the place for you. Pay close attention to
the ratings system if you wish to"try" to avoid
offensive material.
We also would like to recommend to
you, that if there are two versions of a file
(specifically chipmunk vs real time), download the real
time version first. The chipmunk version goes to fast to
understand most of the conversation.
We apologize, but the sounds page became
to long for us to work with, so we've divided it in to
three parts:
The 2005 Sounds Page
The 2004 Sounds Page
The 1999 Sounds Page
Page
Last Updated 8 - 11 - 05 , 8:15PM Central Time
(An update
means at least one new sound file - new sounds are at the
very bottom)
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Musical
Improv = Improvisation
(Created off the top of the head, spur of the
moment, no script, etc.)
Scripted = Pre-written / Scripted ahead of
time, not improv
Scripted / Improv = Partially scripted to give a
base idea for the storyline or song and all else
improv
R & T = Creators/Actors of the audio
files plus the year it was made
For the
protection of the little people, a rating system
has been imposed on the audio files as follows:
G - Good for all audiences
PG - Parental Guidance may be
needed
R - Really Really vulgar and
obscene in some places
SALTT - Should Anybody Listen To This?
(Extremely vulgar, probably offensive, you'll
find yourself wondering "Do I want to hear
this?")
| Life on the
Farm Rating: R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-9-05
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Conversation
Between a Mortal and an Immortal Rating:
R
| Size:
3,147 KB |
Improv
by: T &
R - 3-9-05
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| Alien
Robotics (Noodle Hey) Rating:
R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: T &
R - 3-20-05
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John and Joan
and the Hair Rating: R
| Size:
1,473 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-20-05
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| Lasagnia at
the Airport Rating: R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-20-05
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The Marriage
of my Daughter Rating: R
| Size:
1,617 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-20-05
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| Unintentional
Visit to the Zoo Rating: R
| Size:
1,587 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-20-05
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Bingo Was His
Name O Rating: G
| Size:
505 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-21-05
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| Start of a
Night (My Bellybutton) Rating:
R
| Size:
2,590 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-21-05
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Queaved
Popcorn (Fantastic!) Rating:
R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 3-21-05
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| Cream Cheese
in the Morning Rating: R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 4-2-05
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The Story of
Bruce the Hippopotamus Rating:
R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 4-2-05
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| A Crunchy
Crunchy Diaper Rating: R
| Size:
6,352 KB |
Improv
by: R -
4-9-05
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Psychiatrist
Studies Rating: R
| Size:
5,556 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 5-25-05
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| The Very
First Interview with Pixies in a Jar Rating:
R
| Size:
1,952 KB |
Improv
by: R &
T - 5-25-05
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Fifteen
Clowns Getting Drunk in a Circus Tent Rating:
PG
| Size:
798 KB |
Improv
by: T &
R - 5-25-05
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| Eight Fish in
a Barrel Rating: R
| Size:
2,452 KB |
Improv
by: T &
R - 5-25-05
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The Story of
Billy Bob (Who thought he was a Cricket) Rating:
PG
| Size:
2,531 KB |
Improv
by: R -
5-28-05
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The Human
Behind Rating: R
| Size:
3,266 KB |
Improv
by: R -
8-3-05
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Look what we found! While
digging through our folders of rejected audio
files, we came across a few treasures we couldn't
think of not sharing with the world!
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