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Jeff
Lenz "Jeffi": Can
you believe this guy actually found his bottle, we should all be very happy for
him! One still often wonders what really was going on between he and Gramps the
night they were photographed rolling around on the floor together. By the way,
has anyone really seen were he supposedly lives. Melanie
Liden "Rat":
Gave up Daves for Lent and never went back. She is convinced that the
name is actually connected to an ancient Satanic cult. She is now attempting to
get funding to head up an experiment on the effects of various substances
ingested in different climates. She has decided to answer her true calling and
become an official groupie (she's even joined the union). David
Lux "Gramps":
His chain of south suburban motels is prospering nicely, it must be
those hourly rates. I've been told that he actually throws one hell of a party.
if you're looking to add an addition to your residence, I hear he's an expert at
knocking out walls. You have to wonder about a guy who's rolled around on the
floor with Jeffe' and danced with Louie. Jeanne
McClure "Pasty":
Maybe she's seen Gary Dotson, maybe they disappeared together. These
questions and more may never be answered. There is a rumor that she is spending
time brushing up on her social skills??? Maybe she just became so pale she's now
transparent and standing right behind you. Colleen
Milner "Crash":
Believe it or not Colleen has made a vow to throw out the old casting
couch for her next feature film "The Carlos Quest" The
good news is that he
has given us her oath that she will never make us look at Louie in a dress ever
again. Someday she plans to make a film without a drop of blood. Dave
Maska "They used to call me Chops":
This
poor guy is still on a quest for his missing shirt. What he doesn't know is that
the only known theory is that Jello actually took it home with him that night,
and has been sleeping with it ever since. He one day hopes to partner up with
Tom Joyce and Craig Larson and teach them a thing or two about pronouncing
hockey player names. Dave
Olson "Slater":
If Shaka would only call me back and tell me how to get in touch with
this guy ... oh never mind. This former Game Gear champ has finally sworn to
give up his quest for his true love Anne-Marie and move on with his life, good
for you Slater. Dave Pierzynski "Pooky": Someone started a vicious rumor that he was employed, not many people really believe this. He had all but disappeared into the deep recesses of Wheaton when he heard his pager go off and had to return a phone call. I think he and Lee are planning on merging personalities, oh wait that may have already happened. |