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LIVE
AT THE SLC Believe it or Not
Tony
Brown "wasn't worth a nickname":
There was really no need to include this person except to remind you of
the scarier side of Columbia College. Even that may have not been enough, but
for an unfortunate CTA encounter after a Blackhawks game a few weeks ago. If you
thought any of us being parents scared you - check this one out! He blabbered
something about foreigners and this movie career, after that my IQ dropped to
far to retain information. John Cochora "Gary Dotson": He is still MIA if seen please report to the Wisconsin state authorities. Columbia
College "One of the best bars in Chicago":
Can
you believe this place actually has dorms now. Essentially this renders useless
the phrase: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"...
now you can stay!!! Jen
Childers "Lita":
Last anybody heard Lita (the real one) conceded the
ass contest, congrats Jen. Looking back at the trusty yearbook, one has to
wonder if the poor girt ever recovered from her Phil scare of one fateful St.
Patrick's day. Mark
Dickinson "Dickersley":
Someone started a vicious rumor that he was going to
become an adult, I highly dispute this fact however, seeing as he doesn't know
what one is. He scared my by mentioning the "F" word the other day (I
won't mention which one.) My condolences on the haircut buddy. Lee
Filas "Louie":
Believe
it or not someone made efforts to find this guy. How they found him is quite a
story, seems he was in drag mumbling something about an Officer Frick. (Colleen
said she might know what he's talking about but isn't sure-then who's ever been
sure about Louie.) He is a suspect in the Gary Dotson missing person case. This
could be a reason he was never Pub Club President. Then again, maybe it was the
dress. Mitch
Furmin "Who is this guy":
I'd
like to take this time to say:
MITCH!!! Chris Gilbert "Shaka": What can you say about a guy who has all the good dirt on you - what a nice guy, he's still one of my best friends, never met a better... oh that's right you guys know all that stuff already. The consensus is that we're scared because he is one of the most successful of this group, without blackmailing any of us (that I know of.) However everything will come crashing down around him when he realizes that this is taking him farther away from his dream of being a black Al Bundy. |