they have an obsession with girls that are not you.
they alwayz live just a little too far away.
they alwayz take your parents side.
they never call when they say they will.
they can drink more than u.
they have weird looking "parts".
they are always horny, wait, thats why i like them. i take it back.
they like farting and burping way too much.
they always want you to go lesbian, and get mad if u do.
they always put on too much cologne.
they see nothing wrong with cheating, unless its you doing it.
they are obsessed with your boobs.
they cant wear thongs gracefully.
they dont have to worry about bra sizes.
they always need to feel manly.
they dont have to shave under their arms.
they stop making out with you because they think your boring.
they dont have to shave their legs.
they are way toooo hairy.
if they arent hairy they're bald... eww.
they can make chest comments.. but one penis comment and they flip.
they can become swimmers and have to shave that hair, and they do. ew.
they can get muscles and look strong, girls get persecuted for it.
they dont have to worrie whether their nails match their clothes.
they always fix the spin the bottle games so u have to kiss the uglee ones.
they alwayz follow u around, but in a manly way.
they alwayz want an older woman.
they become presidents.
they have the biggest fucking egos in the world and most of them have no reason to.
if they want to shave their heads people go for it.
they think its cool to lead girls on.
they ugly ones are always the one with nice cars and money.
they scratch themselves in public.
they can pee standing up.
they are just assholes.
they ones u want never want u.
the ones who want you are NOT the ones you want.
the old ones all want to fuck ur mom.
when u meet them online, theyre really girls names amy.
theyll fuck anything that walks.
they make fun of u for wearing make-up, and laugh at u w/o it.
u have to suck on them.
they cant suck on themselves.
they just haaave to suck on u.
they sweat a lot.
they dont have to wear shirts.
they try to convince you that that wasnt what they meant.
they can play with themselves w/o gettin that messy.
they dont have to wear stockings.
they lead you on.
they lie constantly.
they cheat the first time they get to.
even if they have a g//f, they still flirt with every ohter girl in sight when their significant other is not around.
you could find a DOG who listens better and is more loyal.
they screw you over for your "best friend".
they lie so much that your "best friend" falls for them and dicks YOU over also.
they never call when they're supposed to.
the nice ones are always gay.
us as women dont need to procreate. why add some mor little bratty kids around to take up available space? if we have a son, hell just brak some poor girls heart, if we have a girl, she'll get her heart broken.
they dont have to wear skirts.
they dont have to wear high heels.
they break up friendships.
they dont get those really annoying strap tan lines that show when we want to wear something strapless.
they bring out the worst emotion possible: jealousy.
they make people hate each other for no other
reason BUT jealousy.
they take your heart and then stomp on it.
they cant deal with their problems - they just push
them aside thinking they'll go away if they dont think
about them.
they show you a picture of their gf and ask you how old you think she is.
their worst lies are so easy to believe.
they talk about other girls in front of you and why
exactly they're so hot ("well she's got a great ass!").
they have problems wearing lace.
they dont have to have a visit from their "friend" every 28 days.
they avoid u when ever u want to break up with
them.
they think things like weed and alcohol are waaayy more
important.
they don't like to meet your friends, but you've
met all of his.
they have dork hair.
they're dicks are scary.
they like to almost kill themselves in a car,
Promise themselves to be more careful, and do the
same thing again.
they like to see girls get hurt if it's in a "cat fight".
they get way to addicted to video games and expect you to sit there and watch.
they can't say no to another girl
they're slobs...
they drive u crazy
they're not there enough when u need them.
they're never there when YOUR horny...
they always wanna watch.
they dont have labor pain.
they leave you just when you need them most.
of green chairs.
they pretend to be female lebians to get pictures of naked chicks.
These veiews were in collation with others and are not necessarilly the views of the web master.. for her views... give her sometime, she usually has no problem telling guys when they piss her off...
If Survive in life... u have to become a LESBIAN
(well... that and you have to know where your towel is)
