1. Proceed to the nearest "Kay-Be" or "Toys R Us" toy store.
2. Buy a Etch-A-Sketch.
3. Bring it home and use the knobs to draw some windows. (preferibly 95 or 98 windows)
4. Take the knobs out and now you have places for:
(1.) a mouse-(the little one that your cat caught last week will do fine)
(2.) a keyboard- (the one from your really cool electronic organizer will do fine.. just attach a 6" piece of hanger to the top)
Thats it!!! You now have your very own monitor... and it has been successfully attached!!
Now you too, can become just like this guy and millions of others who are adicted to the web...