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Thursday February 11, 1999 |
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Check this out. This is really cool. I wonder what's on my chips. I bet its pr0n.
I've made a statement towards myself. If i finish my program ( that is due in a week), before I go to sleep tonight, I will quake. yup. I will become addicted again and this page will go unupdated for years.
korn korn korn. I can't remember what else to say.
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Wednesday February 10, 1999 |
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Oh fuck. I really need to get the right drivers for my ethernet card. shizat. Lots of screwy shit. Either that or I'm being hacked. hahahaha. Some screwy person is eating up all my ports! mwahahahahaha
suckers.
referral email address = wabut@geocities.com if you sign up at exit23b.com.
Alright?
Game over man.
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Monday February 8, 1999 |
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Update(5:53PM) -- Looks like Buy.com is actually going to sell those monitors at
that price! Unfortunsdfatlefsdfvxcvey not everyoen who placed an order is going
to get the monitor. oh darn.
Go read at wired.
See. I told you. I forgot to update my index.html. You should have checked. You
bastards!.
I'm updating using my l33t ass cutehtml. Unlike geocities online wack ass html
editor, I can actually exceed 30k here. Everyone out there probably has no idea what
the hell I'm talking about. So screw you!
Rant my monkey. Monkey monkey monkey. rant rant. monkey RANT! mwahahahhaha.
That monitor deal that I didn't post, (but you should have known about, and if you
didn't know you suck, and if I had to tell you myself you suck even more) was fixed.
hahah Didn'tit sound a little too good? sub $200 for a 19"? mwahahah. They are
probably going to not ship any and just refund you. Those dumbasses who bought one
(*cough*datafox*Cough*) wasted a good 10 minutes of their life filling out the
registration form. mwahahahahhaha.
I was going to put something instead of that psychotic monkey thing up there,
but I don't want to and didn't want to bother actually ranting since there are other
things to talk about. Like that it's raining outside. Isn't that friggin important??
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Saturday February 6, 1999 |
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Without quake, I have been tending to update this site way too much. I should go back to it. Starcraft is getting boring now. Winning is boring. blah.
Um... please tell me why I'm updating... I can't seem to remember anymore. oh wait. I sort of remember now...
Warning. do not read the new article on chickssuck. Not that it makes bad points or what not, but 1) I don't like reading/ watching/ hearing/ anything about that subject. 2) it contains links to pages which supposedly contains pictures of nasty stuff. I have not clicked/cut n pasted, so I can not be sure if they actually do. you have been warned.
I played a cool game yesterday. The teams were completely uneven, and I apologize for not being fair. Anyway, me and my roommate played under the influence, which made it weird. There was a lot of bad stuff being said by us during that game. I wish I had a log file and/or screenshot of some of the crap said, but it was funny for us and er... I'm sure the people on the other end understood it. hahahha. um.. why the hell did I mention this? Because StarCraft sucks now. or something.
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Friday February 5, 1999 |
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Today. Premiere Korn video for freak on a leash. those who do not have cable access to mtv suck. You like Korn. You really like korn. I know you like it. You secretly crave their songs. Admit it. Korn rules. Korn roxs.
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Tuesday February 2, 1999 |
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It's Groundhogs day. Whatever the hell that means.
I was comtemplating whether to put this link on datafox's site or my own. I couldn't think of anything funny, and I know that if I stick it on my page, sCary will link to it... And that's a good thing. So here goes. For all you pervs who have $200 to spare, I give you Azimuth Design. Now go scr.. nevermind.
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Monday February 1, 1999 |
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I said I would update right? Have I ever lied before? hahaha
A tie for the worst commercial - The damn 7-up commercials. It still doesn't explain jack shit. Screw them!
New icq out. Build 1700. it's now ICQ 98a beta. ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. Servers are as slow as hell.
The final version of Cuteftp is out in case you didn't know. It comes with cutehtml. sweet eh. It came out a while ago. I just forgot to tell you fags.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?. A new starwars spoof is up at dailysci-fi.com. Go watch. The intro sucks. Hopefully the rest will be decent.
I gotta go. I'll watch the star wars later. Updating again later. Need to go get the crack supply.
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Sunday January 31, 1999 |
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-- Thanks to Calfox for pointing out that the link was dead. hahahah. Can't believe anyone actually tried.
Damn you SuperBowl. or maybe it should be damn you victorias secret. What was suppose to be a secret among only the l33t, is now going to hell. In case you didn't see the commercial, the secret is out; victoriassecret.com is live broadcasting a fashion show on Feb 3rd. Thanks a lot. Now the servers are going to full of 1 handed typists on their AOL connections. damn you.
Super Bowl round up? sure why not...
Best Commercial : Victorias secret. damn.
Worst Commercial: Victorias secret. damn. Now I'll have to experience this lag thing.
Cool. I write like a god. l33t shit. Today's update includes victorias secret everywhere. damn. Well this update was worthless. Go somewhere else.
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Tuesday January 26, 1999 |
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My computer died again earlier this morning. Like at 3AM. I tried to install my Printer drivers and the whole kitten-ka-boodle (wtf did i say?) went dead. In record time, I deleted my windows and registry and got this sonuvabitch back together. I still have yet to play Quake. Someone kill me.
Like wow or something. I was going to update my rants section of this page, and low and behold, an old rant that I thought I had lost to a crash was actually still half there. no shit. Go read the messed up html on it. damn. |
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Monday January 25, 1999 |
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Miss me? ... Well, Screw you too.
Like, my computer is like, fixed. yeah.
Corrupt registry = bad. I think I'm going to try backing it up this time. Yeah. I think I should.
Um. Dilbert tonight. Suck suck suck. Tom Green tonight. roxor.
Even though I fixed my computer yesterday, I have yet to play Quake. Someone kill me.
Bastards. Reinstalling all this crap has created a shit load of icons sitting on my system tray. Oh yeah... and until I re-install everything, I'm going to be using the regular windows shell. Someone kill me again. And I lost my Austin powers 2 trailer. And my Beastie Boys background that I made. Screw you again.
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Tuesday January 19, 1999 |
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Let's just say someone might have accidently fuxored his computer. gosh darnit. My computer can only boot to Safe mode because some dumbass named wabut did something stupid. kick ass. No internet access for me. no multiplayer quake. no tribes. and worst of all for you guys out there. no wabut ftp. SHAZBOT!
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Monday January 18, 1999 |
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I'm back. According to my great ftp client that I ran this weekend, the total amount of crapola pulled from my computer was 35 files at a total of 274557 kb. That's a shit load of crap. I'm totally surprised at the number of losers who oulled stuff from my pong directory. And the dumbass who got my 75 meg oldsongs.zip. Laugh laugh laugh. I actually had someone who I don't know who uses @home try to log on annoymouslluys. hahhah. dummy.
I also ran a Tribes server this weekend, but stupid me forgot to run a log file on it. shiat. But hey, the first thing that I saw when I got back was "this is too laggy, let's go somewhere else". Guess I did a good job then.
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Friday January 15, 1999 |
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oooh. updated twice in 1 day. just here to say in 11 days some guys are coming to Sacramento and it's a mere $8 to see them. damn. Too bad I've got class. Oh well. Bastards.
Flesh of flesh, blood of my blood, all my ______ get down like what. edited due to the fact I don't want my ass beaten in.
Adrock lite up the place, and if you pulled my card you pulled the ace, and if you ask me turn up the base, And if you play defender, I can be you hyperspace.
Crack crack crack smoking is cool. lalalalalalalalal. free shit at somewhere.com. lalalalalal. holy ass crack batman. lalalalalal. calfox.com coming soon. porn porn porn. lalalalalal. If I was only 4 feet taller, I'd be really really tall. lalalalalalalalal. webDOG. w00p. webdoggy. woohaahaha. woof woof. lalalalaallalalal. od-ay tno-ay ltel-ay yanybod-ay tabou-ay bga-ay rpage-ay.. lalalalalalalala. l33t low # are cool. lalalalalalal *cough* lalalalal *cough* la.
Redesign? What the hell are you smoking?? Really? Same here...
1 year roxs. That means after 1 year of this site being up, I still have yet to stay on topic and discuss instant lunches. I think I'll keep up this fine accomplishment for another year or so.
What I want to happen to this site in the next year:
- Online Crack store. All credit cards accepted.
- 1/2 a billion updates that say I'm working on a redesign of something.
- Upload that 5 meg Java Applet that I've been working on. It scrolls text! It has to be seen to be believed! oooohhhhhhh.
- Reload my main page another 3000 times.
- Blockquote to make posts 10 times longer than they should be.
- Work on that porn section that has barely been updated. Kent hasn't come online in a long time. That bastard.
- Completely forget about this site because Somebody with lots of cash recognizes my skillz and makes me do web sites for a living.
- Some other l33t crud.
If I don't do any of this by December, may god force me to not play quake2 anymore. (hahahah.. quake3 and tribes!. muhahahahahah)
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Wednesday January 13, 1999 |
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Well if I was a microsoft employee... I'd probably be a little pissed too. No ones sure if this is really a Microsoft employee, but hell, what good are facts?
Contrary to popular belief the image on the Evil Penguin's site was not done by me. It is entirely done by the pneguin himself. How he does it confuses me, but believe me, it's his art. Really.
GO check them wack ass links on the scary site itself. Amusing. Amusing. real hamsters are cool. Oh yeah... Peppermint patty. er... I didn't just say that.
ka-boom. ka-bang.
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Monday January 11, 1999 |
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A little redesigning magic will occur sometime eventually. Sometime. Like in never. I have a really cool idea. Too bad I haven't started with it. But when it happens, it will rock ass and load like a turtle on sleeping pills.
Stop it. Stop it. Go away. Stop it.
Penguin art. maybe. soon. maybe. eventually. Like in never never land. But really, I'm working on something. And it will be done soon. maybe. like soon. Like never soon. yeah, thats it.
hint hint hint. A little redesigning never hurt anybody. hint hint. heheh. And from the looks of it, everyone's joining the party.
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Friday January 8, 1999 |
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I'm pulling in hits from my shoutcast server. Mainly from people searching for "metal". Weird how they instantly drop connection once they hear my rap music.
Like yeah or something. I got Starseige Tribes. Pretty cool game. But it's slow. Really slow. I got first place among 29 people with (Get this, I don't believe it) 15 points. wtf is that. A 30 minute game and I get 15 frags and first place?!? lame....
Even though it's not as good as I thought it would be, it gets on my list because I have it on my harddrive. My 4 gig harddrive with 60 megs left on it. yippe.
KORN. KoRN. KoRn. koRn. korn. Something takes a bite of me
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Saturday January 3, 1999 |
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The first update of 1999. This will suck.
The 1 year anniversary of this site, as well as my neighbors at 6962, and 6965 (I don't know who the 6963 freak is) is soon to be upon us. To celebrate that date, which I believe will be the 15th, I will redesign the index to my page and make it about 200k in size with a java applet that (you won't believe this) will scroll text. I'm thinking about embedding a midi, but I can't seem to find one that shatters glass. I will also do some Shockwave flash for Datafox's site that will load up slowly, display an image, and quit.
Evil Penguin has got one of those really cool web trackers, which means that he can now tell how people access his site. This is a contest that I will win. I will be the #1 referrer to his site! muhahahahhah. CLICK HERE for Evil Penguin's site
Hmmm... Not clicking there? Bastards... ummm...
CLICK HERE for free pr0n
Quake. Quake. Quake. Quake. I get to play Quake.
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Monday December 28, 1998 |
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Instant Whining! This is cool. go here starcraft fans, and get an instant whine to post to blizzard's forums about how the zerg suck and the protoss are l33t. woohoo.
More shockwave coolness at z64.gamers.com. It's a great page. And it's got cool music too. Zelda roxs!
In a while I will post an article on datafox's page about a cool encounter on Battle.net. In theory, it will be the coolest article on the face of the planet. In reality, it will suck.
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