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Tuesday April 27, 1999
Guess What. I broke a window. God damn.

This page is getting huge. I will archive it soon. Really.

Now go away, or help me pay for that window by A) Buying books. B) clicking on the headhunters banenr on my main page.

If you decide not to perform any of those actions, go and reload Evil Penguin's page while it's still a quick loader.
Monday April 26, 1999
Keep Refreshing Quake3arena.com. I know somethings up. (Excluding the contents of all those Quake freak's pants)

Those new Comic Strips in the bee are pretty good. Definetly better than momma and Little Asshole Annie. I haven't read them enough to seriously comment, but they seem alright at worse.

There's a bunch of StarWars songs/melodies/whatever up somewhere. Ask me and I shall point the way. It's on #99, if you catch my drift.

There's an australian import CD of Korn's Freak on A Leash remixes from Austrailia. 2 of the mixes are really cool. the Freaking Bitch mix and the Dante Ross mix. Go nab em from somewhere.

Some bastards put graffitti all over my door. Someone by the name of "d4 Bruc3 p1mp" and "Simon". Names ring a bell anyone? All I know is that those bastards will pay.

I figured it would happen. Quake3 test released while I'm gone. It's the Mac version, but still...

Yes, because she would be screaming no.
Happy 4/20 - Tuesday April 20, 1999
Guess what. Today is 4/20. 4/20 damnit. Do you know what that means? 4/20. geez. Do I even have to tell you? Go do some searching bud head.

Go download that god damn Blink 182 song before I have to kick your ass.Blink182 - Family Reunion..

4/20 damnit.

Monday April 19, 1999
Alright. A cool Blink 182 song is up. Blink182 - Family Reunion.. that song rocks. And yes, that's of it. 44 seconds. Remember to play it really really loud, with young people in the room, or it loses it's effect.

What the....

ANyone see that new Microsoft p1mp ass mouse? Sleek. Only $75 too.

I was up until 5AM yesterday. All because I should have subtracted when I added. darn it.

Customized.org has gone new again. it rox like skinz.org. In fact, they remind of each other. geez. Doesn't anyone have an original idea anymore?

I've got a new Blink 182 song that everyone needs to learn the words too. if I have time I'm going to put it at 128kbps and upload it somewhere for you guys to download, listen, and listen, and listen again. Yummy. When I say new, I mean really really new. No ones ever heard it. it will get no play time on radio either. you'll hear why.

netscape
users
can't
read
this
hahaha
damn
overlapping

Jessica Abla turns 18 on April 28th. Everyone should be holding Jin back from raping her, so while everyone's busy holding Jin away from her um... I can ..um do something. right.

I mean, the something that I'm going to do is steal Jin's computer, you sick perverts. Really. Where the hell did you get that idea?
Friday April 16, 1999
I die in 2054. I have 1,743,755,965 seconds to live as of the time of this post. Damn. Those seconds just keep ticking away. And i'm just wasting them, catering to the idiots who read my site. damn. What about you?

Oh yeah. Fisics roxs.

What the.... Gab Pager Beta 1.8???.. My l33t eyes were not suppose to see it. Oh man. Someone tell me what my Gab number is.

Oh man. Thursday was a pretty damn good day. Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge. Aw shit. winking is ga3y. I didn't mean it.

ga3y was intentional.
Thusday April 15, 1999
Microsoft's AIM. how crappy is that. They talk about how Microsoft's instant Messenger program is like AIM( The Devil's program ), but dare to compare it to ICq? That's like comparing my l33tness to anyone elses. No contest. Really.

Um. damn wait lists.

I swear to god. When I have enough money to afford a dozen of these things, I'm gonna buy them. I like Monster II 3d cards. That is if they still make them of course.

My updates consist of 1 wack link, 1 un-decipherable comment, and 1 line at the end that nobody reads.

Wednesday April 14, 1999
Today is the 14th. last week was the 7th. really

New icq is out. The old BUild was #1700. The new one is #1701. Must be a great improvement.

You guys should be able to read this now. Only when the Songs list comes up, stuff starts going wack.

I played quake1 yesterday..er this morning. Mark it. 30 - 15 - 14 - 5. Wabut, Bot1, Bot2, Ut. I think I did alright. A lot better considering most of the bots frags were against ut. Oh well.
Monday April 12, 1999
AltRockWorld relaunched today. Go Go go. I see nothing really different. BUt it's worth going to.

This si one of those stories that you just have to sit down, and think about before you have to come to the obvious conclusion of DUMBASS. Both him, and his parents that are filing the lawsuit, are retards. If their son had half a brain, reality and polygon fantasies would never collide. If the parents had a half a brain among them, thye would have realized that a sticky keyboard means that your kid is doing some dumb shit, and that you need to be more responsible. Dumbasses. Sometimes these stories make me want to go kill people. geez.
Wednesday April 14, 1999
I am not endorsing this or anything, but it's more free email and if you like the address it can be yours. Ready? Free email at http://www.phatchicks.com/. I know you want it. I don't think there's any pr0n, but I haven't gone further than the main page.

I am not endorsing this or anything, but it's more free email and if you like the address it can be yours. Ready? Free email at http://www.kuwait2000.com/. I know you want it. I don't think there's any pr0n, but I haven't gone further than the main page.

Woah. Deja-vu. Someone just fuxored the matrix code.

Anyone visiting Idaho? Could you buy me some of this. Please. Please. Like 100 or so pounds. It's cheap.

You want a long update? No thanks.

Tuesday April 6, 1999
Someone ask DatafoX about just what exactly his brother is up too. That is pretty damned cool actually. It's like breeding little geniuses who would get their ass kicked if they stepped anywhere away from their protective regions. Then again, maybe he's already dead because he never existed. Or maybe's it's an APrils fools joke. hmmm.

I agree with clinton..

Let's all hope q3test comes out sometime before this weekend after this weekends. Duh. Obivous reason.

Well. these short lame updates are pissing me off. what about you?
Monday April 5, 1999
There's a new IE5 build out. It's a minimum 7 meg download, so if you've got the time for bug fixes, go for it. I downloaded it and got it 7% installed, when I went to go take a piss. Really. Go here for it. Don't you think Microsoft makes really nice patches? I mean why replace just little parts of the application, when you can just replace the whole god damn thing?

That's it. Go away. You think I'd actually have something to talk about? ha. hell no.
Friday April 2, 1999
Quick update before I take off to go do some business.

Matrix roxs. I got the screensaver from their website a long time ago and had no idea what it was. Now I do. And knowing is half the battle. Too bad it only takes up 800x600 of my screen and leaves the rest black.

Matrix really does kick mucho ass. Go see it. Go watch it. It ends a little stale and it seems like a keanu reaves pr0n movie at the middle beginning, but it quickly turns into some cool crap. Go watch it again. 2 thumbs and a big toe up.

hey. what the hell. god damnit. it's THE MAN again. It's pretty damn sCary if you think about it. You must download the program. you know they're out for YOU. THE MAN hates YOU.

Damn. Be back in a couple days. ARW on 4/5. Be there or Be sQuare.
Thursday March 25, 1999
Winter Quarter Over. Wabut = Gone;

That means no updates for a week or so because I'll be gone, gone, gone. Do you care? Helllllll no.

Last night was horrible. That was insanely horrible. I mean. I was knocked out before I even finished the bottle. Mwahahahha. But seriously, that horribly sucked. Oh well. If I feel like it, I'll write more later.

Um. EGN actually had 2 straight days of updates. You know what that means. NOthing.

What now? Nothing. Damn. I need some Taco Bell or Carls Jrs goods. hell, anything but the leftover crap they're serving.

Geez. I'm just typing to fill up space now. Isn't that just l33t? Or Maybe even Craptastic?

While I'm gone, I bet money VfatDan will be online. It is no coincidence really. I AM VFATDAN. I mean look at the HTML for his web pages. It's like mines, but edited. I AM THE DAN. Geez. saying I'm not Vfatdan is like saying Datafox is not sCary. What is this world coming to?
Monday March 22, 1999
What the hell? SOmeone out there read this nad tell me what the hell this means. http://www.signaler.com/. I thinks it means, some people have some wack ideas. Some like "wack in the box" ideas.

Anyone read shugashack today? The suckage to be specific?
Damn, I need a new hard drive. 4gigs isnt exactly a lot eh?
Bastard. It's been a while, but he's finally started tapping into my mind again.

Someone go click on that damn headhunters banner and look for some jobs! Ugh.

Sunday March 21, 1999
It's finals week and since I've been studying so damn hard, I don't have time to update. really.

Bowling is wack. I'ts so wack it's like "wack in the box"

Colorific.

Um. what? I'm suppose to be doing something right now? oh. Aw screw it.
Thursday March 18, 1999
IE5.0 is out. Go get it at windowsupdates.

Ie5.0 is pretty good so far. The best reason to get it is for the history and favorites display. That makes it pretty damn good. Pages seem to load a little quicker, but I couldn't care less.
   The go button doesn't do anything for me. I'll figure it out soon.
    I think I'm missing some buttons on my standard bar, but oh well. IE5 is suppsoe to be very customizable, so I should be able to do some cool shiznit. I'm going to try the radio bar as well.
    And get this, inside the Help Menu there is an optoin that says "For Netscape users". I say netscape sues for using their name in their product.
    They changed the icon in the top right corner if you're a win95 user like myself. Piece of dookie.
    The status window is actually long now, so you can see entire Urls down there, instead of just seing the first 20 digits or so.

Outlook express 5.0 roxs. It makes everything look cool, but it's the exact same thing. Go get it. There's a new icon too. um. wow.

A new REal Player G2 build is out too. Go grab that by opening up that player.

More later, let me screw with some stuff.

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