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These are some news articles regarding the goings-on at the Mystify Crystal Palace Club. Mostly they just reflect that I have too much time on my hands.

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Mystify uses the names of real clubs and real players, but real performances have nothing at all to do with performance in the game. Similarly any details given below relate to teams and players within the Mystify game and not to real people or entities who have the same names.

Season 5

From the Press

Week 1 Palace announce Linighan Testimonial
Crystal Palace today announced that they would be honouring club stalwart Andy Linighan with a testimonial year this season. Linighan, now 40, was reportedly delight with the announcement, saying "Crystal Palace has always been like a home to me. I've only ever played at the one club, and I'm over the moon that I am being recognised in this way." However Palace manager, Tim Neame, sounded a note of caution, "Look, obviously I'm pleased that Andy is getting some recognition from the club, but that isn't going to make him an automatic selection over the course of the season. We'll take it one week at a time. Andy knows that. He's been around football a long time and he knows what it takes. He's a great leader at the club, and a lot of the younger lads look up to him. But its my job to put together 11 players who can mix it with the opposition each week. If Andy doesn't come up to scratch, he won't be playing, no matter how much of a sentimental favourite he is with the fans."
Week 2 Bizarre orgy injury for Lombardo!
Despite denials from the club, this news report can today confirm the rumours circulating regarding the circumstances under which Crystal Palace midfielder, Attilio Lombardo. Lombardo, who arrived at training earlier this week on crutches is expected to miss up to 4 months with what the club continues to refer to as "soft tissue damage". Turn to our inside pages to read interviews with two of the three women who claim they were with him at the time of the accident, along with the police statement made by the nurse who was first to treat him when he was rushed to emergency after the incident occurred. And don't miss our Page 3 girl Tracy who says "You just can't beat an Italian when you need someone to be strong inside the box."
Week 5 Mehew Injury Blow
Crystal Palace will be without star young midfielder David Mehew for at least the next four weeks. With Attilio Lombardo out with a long term injury, and youth academy signing Lee Howarth yet to find his feet in the big leagues, Mehew's injury couldn't have occurred at a worse time. Palace manager, Tim Neame said that the injury was a blow, but refused to let his midfield woes trouble him. "Look, obviously its a blow to us", he announced at a press conference, "Young David has slotted right in, and he's a vital part of our set up, but the team has got to be bigger than just one individual. We've signed a couple of new midfielders in the past few weeks, so this will be the opportunity for them to show us what they've got."
Week 7 Linighan Captain Again
At a press conference earlier today Crystal Palace announced that crowd favourite and local hero Andy Linighan would be leading the club in their mid-week cup tie against fifth division strugglers Hereford. Linighan said he was proud to be leading the club once more. "Its always a pleasure to be out there, playing the game I love for the club I love. When it stops being a pleasure, thats when I'll give the game away. Being named skipper is just the icing on the cake for me." He also dismissed the suggestion that Palace would not be treating this game seriously. "Every game is an important game. League form gets thrown out of the window when it comes to the Cup, so we certainly won't be taking this game lightly"
Week 7 Young and Old Keep Palace on Track
Crystal Palace's youth brigade may have scored the goals against Hereford in the midweek cup tie, but they were quick to share the credit with the club's more experienced players. "Andy (Linighan, captain for the cup game) is a real example for all of us" said recent youth signing Lee Howarth. In a thinly veiled swipe at manager Tim Neame, who has transfer listed the young midfielder, Howarth went on to say, " I've had nothing but support from the senior players at the club. If I leave Palace now, it won't be because I am unhappy, and I don't think the other players are unhappy with me either. It'll just be another case of a club chasing a quick buck, and frankly I'm feeling quite disillusioned about the process."

When questioned about these comments, Manager Neame replied, "He actually said he was disillusioned? That was the word he used? Well, thats great! Really terrific! At this club we try to improve the young lads in every way possible. On the field and off. We try to prepare the lads for a career outside football. And frankly, some of them are going to need that preparation sooner than they think. When young Lee joined us he could barely spell his own name, but we've had him in front of the books and its really starting to pay off. Unfortunately his football skills haven't developed as quickly, so we want to give hime the opportunity to try his luck elsewhere."

Week 9 Palace Crash out of English Cup
Even the return of young midfield dynamo David Mehew was not enough to keep Crystal Palace alive in tonight's English Cup fixtures. The Eagles were outed thanks to a 77th minute goal from Burnley's star striker Ron Willems. It was Willems first goal for the season, but it came at just the right time for Burnley, who now move on to face Leeds in the third round of the cup.

Week 11 Palace Manager Dodges Loss
Speculation abounded regarding the management future of Crystal Palace's manager, Tim Neame, as he failed to appear here at Filbert Street for his club's third round League Cup fixture against Leicester City. After a disappointing loss in a tight game, angry Palace fans surrounded the team coach as it made its way out of the stadium, demanding answers from the club's management team. "He doesn't even have the decency to show up himself. What the f... do we pay him for? It only takes him 2 hours, maybe once or twice a week, and he doesn't even work up a sweat in that time. And still he can't be bothered showing up. Its an insult to all of us who have stuck by him, even though the club hasn't had any real success."

Week 11 Neame Reappears
Palace manager Tim Neame received a hostile reception as he made his first public appearance in over a week at Selhurst Park this afternoon. Fans were angered by his failure to lead the team in the midweek cup tie against Leicesterm and by rumours that he had made only a token appearance at the previous league match. Tempers were not eased by the game itself, in which a dominant Manchester City failed to capitalise on their chances, allowing the home team to salvage a point from the game.

Facing a packed media room after the match, Neame said, "I don't want to talk about it. I'm here to talk about the game we just saw, not something that happened 5 days ago. Thats ancient history. This game is history now, And history says we got a point." After further questions regarding his commitment to the club, Neame reacted angrily, saying, "I have always put the interests of the club first. I had some business in Finland during the week that I had to take care of, so I wasn't able to be as hands on as I prefer to be. I left Andy Linighan to handle the final preparations, and I think he did a bang up job." Neame refused to be drawn on his reasons for visiting Finland, leading to speculation in some circles that he may be seeking to sign a player from one of the leagues there. The sale of Terry Musk in midweek would appear to have created an opening for a young keeper in the Palace line up.

Week 14 Palace Golden Oldies Hold out Villa
With almost 40 years of senior footballing experience between them, Palace old boys Andy Linighan (40) and Gianluca Festa (32) kept visitors Aston Villa from having even a sniff of a goal at Selhurst Park this afternoon. At the other end goals from Johna Arneng and another veteran, Guy Whittingham (31), were enough to seal the victory for Crystal Palace, and lift them back into the race for a promotion place.

Even before the kick off it was clear that Neame's gamble with his ageing backline had paid off, with Linighan's appearance, being greeted by rousing cheers from the Palace faithful. Some of Linighan's shine rubbed off onto the manager who was greeted with applause as he moved to the byline. This was a stark contrast with the reception that Neame has received from the fans over the past few weeks as Palace's charge to the Premier has appeared to falter, and some have suggested that the manager has been asleep at the wheel.

After the match, Neame joked, "When you see a bloke like Andy running around out there, you're almost tempted to pull on the boots yourself. And then you take a a jog round the block and you feel absolutely knackered and you realise what a huge commitment he's made to still be competitive at this level." When Linighan was asked to respond to Neame's suggestions that he might play himself, he fired back, "He can have my job is I can have his." Speculation is now building that Linighan will be aiming for a job as a managerwhen he finally does retire. Given his long association with the club, it is difficult to imagine him going anywhere but Palace, so pressure is building on the current manager, given an obvious replacement witing in the wings. After today's performance, though, it looks like Linighan is still most valuable out on the pitch, which leaves everyone happy - for now.

Week 15 Crystal Palace Crush Cup Conquerors
Just over six weeks ago a single goal from Burnley striker Ron Willems was enough to destroy Crystal Palace's English Cup hopes. This afternoon Palace were able to gain a measure of revenge with a solid 3-0 win over their opponents that day. Results elsewhere also meant that Palace moved up two places on the First Division ladder, to leave them knocking on the door of a promotion place at the midpoint of the season.

In a controversial move with the fans, Manager Neame fuelled speculation of a growing rift between himself and crowd favourite Andy Linighan by leaving Linighan out of the team this week, despite his heroics in last week's clash with Aston Villa. Rumours continue to circulate around the club that the board will ask Neame to step down at the end of the season so that Linighan can step into the manager's role. However club sources have informed me that the board are assuming a wait-and-see stance, and if he can lead the club back to the Premier League this season Neame will almost certainly keep his job for the foreseeable future.

Week 17 Roberts Bound for Italy in £7mill Deal
Young central defender Andrew Roberts was part of a winning team today, as he played his last match for Crystal Palace before departing England to join Italian giants Fiorentina. Although rumours have been circulating around the club regarding a possible transfer, an official statement was not issued until this morning, and it appears that Roberts will be in Italy before the week is out.

At a press conference after today's game, Palace manager Tim Neame was questioned about the rushed nature of the deal. He defended it, stating, " Look, it might be news to those of you in the media, but we haven't pushed Andrew into anything. He's had a loan spell on the continent already this season, and he really loved it there. In fact he had spoken to me and made it clear that he didn't see his future in the English First Division. I told him that neither do any of us - this club has the ambition and the manpower required to take us back into the Premier League. He was very happy to hear that, but when the Fiorentina deal came up, we expected he would jump at the chance to play in the Serie A, but we gave him time to think it over."

Roberts himself also appeared at the post match conference, but did not answer questions. He read a prepared statement farewelling team-mates, "I've learnt a great deal in my time here at Crystal Palace, but I feel that its time for me to take an opportunity to move on. With the coaching I've received from the guv'nor, and from Andy Linighan, I feel I have proved myself at this level, and now its time for me to take the next step. I want to play my football at the top level, and Fiorentina will guarantee me that opportunity. I wish the lads all the best, and I'm confident that I'll be meeting them in European Cup fixtures in a season or two."

Week 20 Fans Seething Over James Deal
Crystal Palace fans jeered manager Tim Neame following the announcement that today's fixture at Old Trafford would be the last match for Palace stalwart David James. James emphasised his value to the team with a valiant effort in the goalmouth, holding the home team to just one goal.

After the match, Palace manager Tim Neame said " Look, there's no doubt that David has been a popular figure around the club. He was one the first players I brought in to the club, and it wasn't a decision we made lightly. "

The fans were in a far less forgiving mood however. "Its f...ing stupid. David F...ing James is a f...ing legend! If I see the manager now I'll f...ing murder the f...ing c..., " said one slightly inebriated fan. A more coherent picture of the fans' complaints came from another fan, "He's raised £12 million in the past month or so, but je's not spending it. I don't mind giving money to the club, as long as it gets spent improving the club. But there's no sign that he has a plan for all this money he's raised. "

The player at the centre of the furore, David James, was reported to be happy with deal. "I never expected to be at Palace as long as I was, " he said in a radio interview. "Its a credit to everyone at the club, from the fans up, that they made me feel welcome right from the start. But this is a great opportunity for me. Cagliari are on top of the Serie A, and I'm looking forward to the challenge of forcing my way into a winning combination."

Week 21 Linighan Ponders Retirement
At age 40, and with 25 years and some 700 games of professional fotball behind him, Andy Linighan has seen it all. He has seen players come and go. In some cases he has seen both: players who started careers years later than Linighan have already hung up their boots for the last time. He has seen managers come and go, massive stadium redevelopments, generations of fans have grown up watching him at the centre of the Crystal Palace defense. Through all the changes that have come over the game in the past 25 years, he has remained a constant. I spoke to Linighan on Thursday.

"At the end of the day, the aim of the game is to put the ball in the back of the net, and to stop the opposition doing that. Its not complicated. When I first started I tried to keep up with the latest fads, and the new roles that some of the coaches were finding for players, but it didn't take long to work out that I'm really best as an old-fashioned defender. I don't try anything more complicated than an occasional offside trap, and I'm not so keen on that these days, because when it doesn't work out its hard work chasing down a 16 year old striker before he can get a shot away."

But Linighan's modesty belies an excellent tactical brain. He has captained the Palace team to a number of victories this season, and taken a number of talented younsters under his wing, including recently departed record sale Andrew Roberts. As his career comes to an end, it is widely tipped that he will move into coaching, but this ambition has created tensions at Crystal Palace during the course of the season.

"I've been at one club all of my career" Linighan says, " and its hard for me to imagine going anywhere else. I'd retire before I accepted a transfer deal to another club, and the people here understand that, and they've been good about it."

But would Linighan coach at another club when his playing days end? He is reluctant to commit himself. "Football has been my whole life. When the time comes to retire, I might be gald of the break. I think I have a lot to offer to some of the younger players going around, but we'll see. At the moment I'm doing what I've always done. I'm playing th egame I love, for the club I love, and offering advice to anyone who'll listen."

How does the current manager feel about having a potential replacement waiting in the wings? I spoke to Palace manager Tim Neame. " Look, I think Andy will make a terrific manager one day. I think some healthy competition is good. I encourage amongst the players, so it'd be hypocritical of me to resent people eyeing off my spot. At the moment I've got the runs on the board, so I'm not too worried."

Meanwhile, Linighan faces an on-going battle to convince his manager that he still has something to contribute on the field. Just two weeks ago he captained Crystal Palace to victory over Manchester United. This week, with Matt Elliot and Gianluca Festa returning from injury, he finds himself warming the bench once more. While there are rumours of a split between Neame and Linighan, the player himself is more philosophical, " I'm not as nippy as I once was. I understand that, and I won't be going on forever, so obviously the club is trying to find players who can take my place. I still reckon I'm better than some of them, but its not me who gets to decide is it?"

However Neame is adamant that when Linighan does finally retire it will be on his own terms. "He's not young and stupid. He'll know when the gig is up for him, and he'll let us know. We're not going to push him. It'll be his decision. Hopefully he'll give us a few weeks notice so we can arrange a big send off for him at Selhurst. I know the fans would love to give him a big farewell. But Andy probably doesn't reckon he deserves it, which is just typical of his modesty, so he'll probably try to slip away quietly."

Week 23 Two New Additions to Palace Defense
Crystal Palace this week signed two new players to the club in an effort to bolster their defense as they challenge for a place in the Premier League next season. The two new boys are former Tottenham goalkeeper Maik Kischko and Thomas Gavesen, a central defender signed from German club Hamburger. Both players are aged 32 and approaching the twilight of their careers, leading to some comment that at £7,750,000 and £8,505,000. respectively, the Croydon club may have paid too much for their new players. Only time will tell, but Palace manager Tim Neame was upbeat anout his new signings, saying,

"We've invested in youth over the past couple of seasons and it has certainly worked out well, but its always handy to have a few wise heads at the back. Maik and Thomas are both proven performers at the very top level of the game, and the younger memebers of the squad can only benefit from their experience. In a way we view it as having bought two coaches who can also hold their own on the pitch. If you look at it that way, these new guys are absolute bargains, and I think you'll see us reaping the rewards as the younger players develop."

Neame was also quick to respond to rumours that the club had over-extended itself with two major signing in a single week. "We've had to arrange a temporary overdraft with the bank. Thats no secret. But I want to point out that this is the first time in my five years as a manager that this situation has arisen, and I can assure everybody that we will be back in the black very soon."

" To be honest with you, we didn't expect to sign both players this week. But thats the way it goes on the transfer market, and I'm very pleased with the outcome."

Week 30 Millwall Pinch Palace Promotion Place
A dull draw against Manchester City proved to be enough for Millwall to earn promotion today, as an insipid Crystal Palace were unable to take a point at Burnley. Burnley have proved Palace's bogeymen this season, knocking them out of the English Cup earlier in the season.

A 59th minute goal to Burnley's Glen Little was the only goal in the two games that were effectively promotion play-offs. Ironically, it was Burnley who had least to gain from today's outcomes, as they were safely positioned in 5th position for regardless of today's results.

This fact was not lost on disappointed Palace away fans as they headed wearily back to London. "Its disappointing to have got so close, only to have it taken away at the last minute," mused one fan. Others were less philosophical. "We were playing for promotion, and Burnley weren't, but if you looked at the game today you'd think it was the other way round. Its almost as if the players thought a one goal loss was good enough."

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