Here's a collection of some of my poetry, for people who don't know any better. Poetry is harder than most people think.
- Fate is what you blame when you find yourself on a path you didn't choose. Mark Markussen sings this little tune which argues that you always have a choice.
- The Seeker. This is a bit of a maudlin tune.
- Remember the Wendy's Restaurant commercials from the 80s, with Clara Peller? Where's the Beef? has nothing to do with those. It was inspired by a Larry Niven short story, with the unwieldy title, "Assimilating Our Culture, That's What They're Doing."