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Fragrant smoke, wafting from the kitchens of the Endangered Species Restaurant, drifts over Jackson Hole enchanting eco-tourists and tantalizing local residents.
A helicopter delivers a month's supply of saltpetre to the Endangered Species Restaurant and Spa in Jackson Hole, Wyoming to exultant cheers from the exhausted wait staff.
Brilliant, cheerful flames shoot above treetops in Jackson Hole as the World Ocelot Roasting Tournament gets underway.Take the Endangered Species Survey (ACAP)
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DELUXE CATERING AVAILABLE
The Endangered Species Restaurant provides In-Flight Services for the LANY Archive-Grotto ...
NOW HIRING! - Due to the enormous influx of avid patrons, critical acclaim, and lowered standards nation-wide, the renowned Endangered Species Restaurant is now hiring fresh staff in the following categories:Thick Skinned Cooks (Ocelot roasting exp.) (2)
Wild Animal Poachers (6) - Pending arrival of lawyers (as below)
Appetizer Cleansers (4)
Rare Bird Watchers (6)
White Buffalo Skinners (1) - Position filled
Samoan Skink Hunters - Pending clarification from State Department
Firemen (barbecue experience) (6)
Opportunites (w/ hazardous duty overtime):Environmentally Sound Lawyers (7)
Getaway Drivers with armed Humvee permits (12)
To apply, contact Mort Subiet (Manager)
No background checks and/or drug tests! Remain anonymous!
All staff must sign the ESR all-purpose service waiver.
Image (above) - The so-called president during a recent visit to Jackson Hole ...
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