THE ENDANGERED SPECIES RESTAURANT
2001 Buttes Bluff
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
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1/ Appetizers: USDA Pig Fetus on Genetically Altered Corn Cheney Fried Chicken Hearts Globally Warmed Arctic Oysters (w/ dollop of collagen) Soup: American Watered Crust Down Salad: Greenhouse Aspic (w/ depleted ozone dressing) 2/ Entrées: Bushmaster Fillets (always in season) Dated ABM2 Flambé First Strike Bombe JDS Uniphase Soufflé (w/ stock options) WTO 'Ghoulash' (served w/ boilermaker) Compliments of the house: Pepper spray and saltpetre (condiments) provided upon request Iced Yucca Mountain water w/ traces of arsenic, copper, and lead (FDA tested and approved) 3/ The Dessert Table: Rogue Isolationist Sorbet European Uneasy Cake Dictator's Delight (changes daily) |
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An Assisted Corpse with Gavin Keeney