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THE ENDANGERED SPECIES RESTAURANT
2001 Buttes Bluff
Jackson Hole, Wyoming




ENDANGERED SPECIES MENU



1/ Appetizers:

Invertebrate Specialties:
Alamosa Spring Snails (in a thick agave sauce)
Oahu Tree Snails (par boiled in extra virgin olive oil)
Cumberland Pig-Toe Mussels
Giant Kangaroo Rat Tails (served on a lush bed of Palos Verde Blue Butterfly wings)
Siberian Crane Croquettes (thermo-basted in Afghanistan)

Pate:
Aleutian Canadian Goose

Salad Bar:
Aged agave, Bakersfield Cactus blossoms, Barneby Reed Mustard leaves, Clay's Hibiscus, Garret's Mint, and Prairie Bush Clover served on a bed of Eureka Dune Grass surrounded by Western Prairie Orchids sprinkled with sub-Saharan sand

Soup:
Great Sea Turtle (in-the-shell option serves eight)

2/ Entrées:

Mammalian Entrées:
Ocelot Flank Steak (char broiled)
Sonoran Pronghorn (redwood smoked)
Baby Kit Fox (oven roasted)
Carolina Northern Flying Squirrel (wings clipped)
Amargosa Vole Sushi
Dugong Loaf (serves two or more)
Jacarundi Broil
Miscellaneous entrails with sea biscuits

Fowl:
Attwater's Greater Prairie Chicken
Brown Pelican Stew (served in beak)
California Condor
Mallard Mariana
Spotted Owl (w/ old-growth moss garnish)
(All dishes served w/ complimentary Bald Eagle feathers)

Fish:
Golden Trout
Pallid Sturgeon
Irradiated Coho Salmon
Aged Blue Whale Blubber (in Champagne broth)

Reptile Delights:
Baby New Mexican Rattle Snakes
American Alligator Tails
Road Flattened Musk Tortoise
Sand Skink In A Basket

3/ Dessert:

Baked Alaskan Sludge Bars (served on parchment tort)





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