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THE ENDANGERED SPECIES RESTAURANT
2001 Buttes Bluff
Jackson Hole, Wyoming




WINE LIST


1/ Genoa Blood-Red Chianti, 2001 - Full-bodied, curious coagulants, redolent of teargas and buckshot

2/ Quebec Cabernet Sauvignon, 2001 - Furious palette cleanser, olde-world aura, secretive and cryptic aftertaste

3/ Bohemian Sekt, 2000 - A sparkling white, haunting effervescent allure w/ traces of burning tires and a barely discernable rumble of paramilitary operations

4/ Seattle 'Johannesburg' Riesling, 1999 - All-satisfying Rhineland bouquet, excellent w/ irradiated salmon and poached triple-yolk eggs on a bed of synthesized lettuce

5/ Sarajevo Modoc Surprise, 1999 - A rare blend of Albanian and Montenegran grapes, handpicked by Croatian virgins, brutally squeezed by Serbian police officers, unusually sweaty aroma, best served late at night (House Wine)





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