THE ENDANGERED SPECIES RESTAURANT
2001 Buttes Bluff
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
WINE LIST 1/ Genoa Blood-Red Chianti, 2001 - Full-bodied, curious coagulants, redolent of teargas and buckshot 2/ Quebec Cabernet Sauvignon, 2001 - Furious palette cleanser, olde-world aura, secretive and cryptic aftertaste 3/ Bohemian Sekt, 2000 - A sparkling white, haunting effervescent allure w/ traces of burning tires and a barely discernable rumble of paramilitary operations 4/ Seattle 'Johannesburg' Riesling, 1999 - All-satisfying Rhineland bouquet, excellent w/ irradiated salmon and poached triple-yolk eggs on a bed of synthesized lettuce 5/ Sarajevo Modoc Surprise, 1999 - A rare blend of Albanian and Montenegran grapes, handpicked by Croatian virgins, brutally squeezed by Serbian police officers, unusually sweaty aroma, best served late at night (House Wine) |
World Rights Reserved 2001 / 2004 - Hammond Guthrie
An Assisted Corpse with Gavin Keeney