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Welcome to Tom's Sports Joke page.     A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.    "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were killing each other for 25 cents."    "What do you mean?"    "All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"     This Texan decides to try skydiving. He jumps out of the plane, pulls the ripcord and nothing happens.     On the way down he passes a guy going up, so he hollers, "Hey, y'all know anything about parachutes?"     The guy says "No, do you know anything about gas barbecues?" You're the person to visit this page since 11/9/00. Click here to go back to my home page.