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Remember in Wayne's World with those two dudes Wayne and Garth?
W -
Working for the MCA
A - America First!
Y - Yes, I'm a tool
of the man
N - No, I didn't sell out
E - Eventually you'll
submit
G - Go
take off your tinfoil helmet
A - America First!
R - Respect
your senators
T - Turn it up
H - How do these slackers
exist?
They got the $5000 bonus from the record company and were jumping around saying "I got five thousand dollars, I got five thousand dollars?"
COUNT SLACKULA IS LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BENEFIT!~!!
Try this short program that will instruct you in the finer points of selling out:
Basic Version
10
print "I got five thousand dollars"
20 goto 10
Pascal Version
while
(3 < 5)
writeln("I got five thousand dollars")
wend
Perl
until
(this_town ne "sucks") {
print "I got five
thousand dollars"
}
Javascript, Java, C++
coming soon!
Once you have this program running, please stare at your screen (with your tinfoil helmet on and a shotgun at your side) for 30-40 minutes. Then email me at
And
whatnot.