Why Slack?

Slacking is a fine art, and one that requires years of training. This web page, by its very existence, is a testimonial to years of professional slacking and training with some of the finest in the business.

Here are some features common to all slack:

  • Lack of direction

  • Direction of Lack

  • Justifying things that are unproven

  • Proving things that are unjustified

    Here's Count Slackula's Resume:

Age

Activity

0-17

Very little. Played Dungeons and Dragons for 3 years

18-23

Very little. Went to college. Met chicks. Cool.

24-28

Nothing. Went to grad school. Drank extensively. More chicks. Cool. Racked up $14,000 of credit cards on cheap hookers, beer, and car repairs.

29-31

Nothing. Took a series of low-paying, degrading jobs while developing a 12-pack-a-day drinking habit. No chicks. Uncool.

    The point? There is none! While the rest of you were there working at your shitty 9-5 jobs with your overweight breeder spouse pumping out kids, I was out doing the following things:

    • Drinking

    • Smoking

    • Travelling

    • Slacking with hot chicks

    • Watching "planet of the apes" reruns

    • Fighting the man in THIS TOWN

    • Spending money I don't have

    • Spending money YOU don't have

    • Having a blood pressure around 90/50.

      So, there you have it. Slack rules. People often ask what they want their tombstones to say after they've died. Mine will say:





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