POOP PAGE POOP TIPS
(refined for Netizens)
by thebaglady, prose investigator

  1. Love Your Poop.
  2. Don't Poop Where You Eat...
  3. Don't Poop Where You Work...
  4. Don't Poop In Bed...
  5. Cover Your Poop.
  6. Don't Carry Around Too Much Poop.
  7. You Are Responsible For Your Own Poop.
  8. Don't Mess With Someone Else's Poop.
  9. No One Wants To Smell Your Poop...
  10. If You Lay Your Poop At Somebody's Feet,
    Expect Retaliation.
  11. If you poop Outside Your House,
    Use A Pooper-Scooper...
  12. Don't Poop A Pooper !

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