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70. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? 
71. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark? 
72. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into? 
73. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? 
74. If trailer parks didn't exist would tornadoes exist? 
75. If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? 
76. If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi? 
77. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn on your headlights? 
78. If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? 
79. If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn? 
80. If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder? 
81. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward wold the taxi driver end up owing you money? 
82. If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out? 
83. If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong? 
84. If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it bec0me cat litter? 
85. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? 
86. If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
87. IF you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right? 
88. If your born again do you have two belly buttons? 
89. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would the still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? 
90. Is it possible to be totally partial? 
91. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 
92. Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor? 
93. Is the grass really greener on the other side? 
94. Is there another word for synonym? 
95. Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? 
96. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
97. Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? 
98. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? 
99. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic? 
100. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? 
101. Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking? 
102. Us boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? 
103. War doesn't determine who's right, just whose left. Right? 
104. Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark? 
105. What are preparations A-G? 106. What causes the holes in Swiss cheese? 
107. What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious? 
108. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? 
109. What does Geranimo yell when he jumps out of a plane? 
110. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
111. What happens when none of your bees wax? 
112. What is Mother Goose's real first name? 
113. What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news? 
114. What is the purpose of that little ball on top of the flagpole? 
115. What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages? 
116. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 
117. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? 
118. What's another word for thesaurus? 
119. When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible? 
120. When companies ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in? 
121. When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go? 
122. When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs? 
123. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? 
124. When your pet birds sees you sitting there reading the newspaper does he wonder why you are staring at the carpeting? 
125. Where are the germs that cause good breath? 
126. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? 
127. Where do swear words come from? 
128. Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating? 
129. Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go? 
130. Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit? 
131. Who don't penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite? 132. Who killed JFK? 
133. Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo? 
134. Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a s in it? 
135. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there? 
136. Why are cows milked from the right side? 
137. Why are jeans so hard to fit into? 
138. Why are most homes white?
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