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207. Why does unscented hairspray smell? 208. Why does X stand for kiss? 209. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 210. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? 211. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 212. Why don't more psychics win the lottery? 213. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 214. Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? 215. Why don't we get goosebumps on or face? 216. Why goes glass eventually get thicker towards the bottom? 217. Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills? 218. Why is a black light not black? 219. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? 220. Why is a keyboard called a keyboard if it just has little buttons? 221. Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red? 222. Why is everything so big in Texas? 223. Why is it called a building when it's already built? 224. Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it? 225. Why is it called a football when you really don't use your feet at all? 226. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? 227. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? 228. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down? 229. Why is it that when you tell a man that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? 230. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo? 231. Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open isn't not adoor? 232. Why is it when to planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit? 233. Why is jack a nickname for John? 234. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? 235. Why is the 40% called 80 proof? 236. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 237. Why is the word abbreviate so long? 238. Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? 239. Why is there only ONE monopolies commission? 240. Why is toilet paper scented? 241. Why is yawning contagious? 242. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? 243. Why isn't phonic spelled the way it sounds? 244. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? 245. Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange? 246. Will wearing short sleeve shirts show your support for the right to bare arms? 247. Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? 248. Would a fly with out wings be called a walk? 249. You know how most packages say "open here"?What is the protocol if the package says, "open somewhere else"? 250. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? 251. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 251. Is the glass half full or half empty? 252. Why do we pay tolls on the freeway? 253. Why do they call them straight jackets when they are never straight? 254. If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide? 255. What does the Q in Q-tip stand for? 256. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong? 257. Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs? 258. What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon? 259. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? 260. Isn't Big Kid and oxymoron? 261. If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? 262. Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it? 263. How much money, in pennies, is lying on the streets of the world? 264. Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch? 265. Why do people look up when they think? 266. If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something? 267. If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat? 268. If you hire Dr. Kevorkian to assist you with your suicide and you live can you sue him for malpractice? 269. How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears? 270. Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it? 271. Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven? 272. If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime? 273. If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that's guaranteed not to break, what happens? 274. Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?


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