JITENDRA


 
MY MOBILE SMS DIARY
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1kaam karsho.

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Chalse rehva do..
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be true to urself n others, don try 2 appear better or lesser or greater than wat u r, its better 2b hated 4 wat u r than 2b luvd 4 wat ur not!
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aaj meri sms factry me incme tax ki raid padi officr ne kaha itna mal prdce karke bhejte ho,tax nai bharte ho main ne kaha mal to jata hai magar paymnt nai ata.
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i hv a litle angel flyin around wit a hammer. Each person he taps gets a litle bit of my luv n frndship
hope he beats the hell out of u. Good night.sweet dreams
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being in luv is'nt about picturing urself wit 1 person 4 d rest of ur life. Its about not being able 2 picture urself widut dat prsn 4 a day.
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trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier.do not ask him for a lighter load,ask him for a stronger back..hve faith in urself
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height of fashion :.
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A 1 year old child asking his mom for low waist diapers..! Gud mrng..
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everything in life has a beautiful ending.. If it is'nt beautiful, then be sure its still not the ending.. It's just the begining....
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teri yaad me ham mar jaayenge
mar kar bhi tera naam le jaayenge, khuda ko rishvat dekar tuje upar bulayenge,
fir hum dono upar bethkar "kurkure" khayenge..!Gn
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ladkion ki adaa hume pasand nahi,
ladkion se baatein hume pasand nahi;
woh to ane wale bachcho ki jidd hai "mumy chahiye"
warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi.
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Life is like a cup of coffee. U sit at the window lift the cup, and tak a careless sip nd find no sugar . Too lazy to go 4 the sugar u some how manage with the sugarless cup. On finishin u discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom thats how life is.... We do not make any efforts to value wat is around or within us... Hi...!
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3 facts on earth.
1st fact:- u can't touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue.
2nd fact:-after reading this all fools like u will try it.
3rd fact:-now u will smile.
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umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare
rah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare
ruke kadam na kabhi apne dosti ke
yaari aisi ho jo milne
ko majbur kare.
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when you were born,the clouds parted,sun shined,stream stopped and god appeared in front of all people n said sorry for the mistake kindly adjust !!
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if u have any problems-bindas tell me
i'll help u
if u don't hav any problems-bindas tell me
i'll create sum 4 u!
"aakhir,dost hote kis liye"
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sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said : let's try greece this year!
Sardar asked: why, what's wrong with vaseline?
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if u r intelligent ans this qstn in yes or no... Kya teri biwi ne tujhe marna band kar diya.....?
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din me suraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi, india toss jeet sakta hai match nahi, dil tut sakta hai dosti nahi, hum sms karna bhul sakte hai aapko nahi... ¤gm¤
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aapki yad me bahut paigam likhte hain,apki yad me guzari woh sham likhte hain,voh kalam bhi apki diwani ho jati hai,jis se roz aapka naam likhte hain.
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hey, dosti ki kadar karte hai itna,
asman me sitare ho jitna.
Yakin na ho to call kar k dekh lo,
baat karenge aapke pass balance ho jitna¤¤¤
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phuloki mehak churaye to kaise,
surajki kiran chhipaye to kaise,
aap or hum me ho kitne bhi fasle,
hum aap jaise pyare dost ko bhulaye to kaise..
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1 sawal aap ke liye "mujse dosti karoge ?"
aap ka jawab bhi film ka naam hi hona chahiye, reply is must.send ur friends 2get ans. Good morning, good day
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sawal-patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Jawab-taki pati ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi phir aane wali hai.
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girl: aaj nahi dalwaungi. Boy: kyo?
Girl: tum dal k so gaye aur me sari raat maslti rahi, pani bhi nikalta raha, lagta hai ye eye drops sahi nahi hai.
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hum mar jaye to hame jala dena,
lekin usme se hamara dil nikal lena,
parwa nahi hame dil jalneki,
fikar hai hame dil me rahane walonki..!
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