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love marriage or arranged marriage me
kya difference? Hum khud jakar kuve me gire to vo love marriage, 10
log milkar dhakka de-de to vo arrange marriage.
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ek raat bijli chali gayi.
Sardar:oye,kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardarni:kar dina sardarowali baat.fan on karenge to candle nahi buj
jaygi..gd night
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dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara
nahi hota,koi dekhe to hamari bebasi, hum sabhi ke ho jate hain. Par
koi humara nahi hota.gn.
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do'nt run ahead
of god,
let him direct your
steps.
He has plans &
he has time.
God's clock is never early
nor
late..
It always strikes
on time . . .
Gudmrng
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"utha le re deva utha le" 'ee' "mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko
utha re" 'heee...' "duniya se nahi re deva..nind se utha de re deva=g
m...$
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good morning
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Rise n shine
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Have a nice day
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Ab kyu press kar rahe ho "chai aur nasta" bhi sms se bheju kya...$
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if koffee with karan was made in gujarati, which cud be d drink &
who wud be d anchor....??
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Guess!
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Chaas with chhagan..
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sardar 2 doctor: i've severe loose motions & i'm not able 2 stop it.
Doc: did you try lemon?
Sardar: yes, but when i remove it, it starts again!
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ek aadmi ram mandir gaya, rone laga, he bhagwan, meri biwi kho gayi
hai? Ram bole , bajuwale hanuman mandir me ja, meri bhi usi ne
dhundi thi.
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its true that v dont know what v've got unless v lose it but its
also true v dont know what v hav been misin until hav arrives.
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2 feel some1 in every heartbeat
2 find some1 in every thought
2 see some1 wit closed eyes &
2 miss some1 without reason.
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ek tha raja....
Ek thi rani....
Dono mar gaye, khatam kahani@
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ab niche kya dead bodies dhund rahe ho.
whatever happens just relax and manage to make a smile,life is not a
problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed...
Have a good day.
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bahut dino se thi aasman ki sajish, aaj puri ho gayi hai uski
khawahish, bhig lo aap b is haseen mausam me, mubark ho apko yeh
pehli barish.. Happy monsoon.
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sorry to disturb u,but its urgent,ravan again kidnapped sita.
........so, we need a hundred monkeys urgently......
Tum turant niklo.....
Jai shree ram...
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thought 4 the day :
nothing.
Sumtimes try thinkng of ur own..
U should not always depend on my thoughts :-)
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har khusi ko teri taraf mod du,
tere liye chand taare tod du,
khusiyo k darwaje tere liye khol du,
bas ek bar tu has k dikha!
Tere sare "daant" tod du! Ha ha ha
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thakanpur se fresh nagar tak janewali"nindiya"xpress bedroom k
darwaze par khadi hai.yatri kripya apne haseen sapno ko saath lekar
sawar ho.gn tc
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the worst thng in life is ''attachment'' it hurts wen u lose it.
The best thng in life is ''loneliness'' bcz it teaches u everythng!!
Hiie
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fact of life:
when u hurt some1, even their love will hurt u... But when u love
some1, even their hurtings will be loveable.. This is life.
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god
is always
playing
chess
with
each
1
of us.
He
makes
moves in
our life &
then
sits
back
2c
how we
react
2 d
challenges.
So make
d best
move
b4..
"check&mate
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when
a mesage
is sent frm
a distance...
U canot c
the faces,
u canot c
the smiles,
but
u can sense
the care that
truly comes frm
heart!
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