They say opinions are like noses (OK,OK, but this is a family site, remember?), everybody has one. Here's mine, from a decidedly Redneck Point of View . . .

The topic today is Bill Cinton. Seems our illustrious President has his, er, privates in a crack! (The big question is, who's!)

Seems like old Billy-boy has been straying from the nest. What surprises me is why Hilliary ain't mad about it. Normally, when a woman finds out her man's been catting around, there's gonna be some fur fly, even if it's not true! Hilliary don't seem to mind...

Now let's look at a few facts: We all knew when he got elected that Bill Clinton wasn't no homebody. He already had a reputation as a tom-cat first degree. Now we've got a bunch of women trying to claim that he harrassed them in some way. I can't even keep track of them all anymore, so I'm not going to try, just remember, it's a bunch of 'em!

There's an old saying around here: Where there's smoke, there's fire. And there's an awful lot of smoke circling around Slick Willy right now. Now, I could probably dismiss a claim or two, but there's just too many people accusing Willy for him to be completely innocent!

Well, I have to say, all this sexual harrassment stuff makes a lot of interesting headlines for the papers, but The Redneck ain't really interested in what Mr. President and her husband do in their (or anybody else's) bedroom! That ain't the problem! The problem is that Bill's been screwing around with his politics and this is the only thing that they can pin on him. Hey, his name is Slick Willy, and I don't think it has anything to do with his favorite motor oil (unless he's using it outside his car)!

No, the problem is, there's a lot of other problems that he's too slick to get indicted for. Like, oh, I don't know, how about Vince Foster's death? That story was buried so deep it'll probably surface in China next! Hey, if somebody died under strange circumstances like that around you or me, how long do you think it would take the cops to surround us like a bad case of measles? Not long, let me tell you. It would make Ruby Ridge look like a bunch of kids on the playground!

How about those FBI files they found in the White House? Now, THAT'S scary! If you're the least bit concerned about "Big Brother", it oughta scare the pants off of you, too! Since when are FBI records available to anyone just for the asking? The FBI has files on folks like you can't imagine.....stuff like phone calls, taped conversations, covert reports on activities, etc. It's quite probable that they have a file on you! Do you want somebody in the highest office in the nation who just thinks he can use that kind of information whenever he wants, however he wants? I sure don't!

And let's not forget how he protested in Russia against the United States while dodging the draft! Now, the Redneck believes in "forgive and forget", but his guy wants to act like it never happened! It would be nice to hear him stand up and say, just once, "Hey, folks, it was a long time ago and it was dumb of me, but it's in the past." Not Billy! He wants to just forget it - no apologies to the kids who got shot up over there, no remorse for the widows, just ignore it!

Taxes, taxes, taxes! Did I imagine it, or did Billy-boy Clinton sign the first retroactive tax in history? Did I imagine it, or is Billy-boy leading the charge against my beloved smokes, with new taxes being threatened? Did I imagine it, or did he up the pollution standards on new cars (that is just a tax you don't see as easy - it raises the price of cars, so you pay it through the car companies, not directly to the government!)? Did I imagine it, or did he sign that bill that makes companies do an expensive "impact study" on all new construction? Did I imagine it, or did he try to take over the health care system and make it illegal to see you own doctor? And I can go on...

Remember Al Capone? He was guilty of everything in the book, but nobody could pin it on him! So they got him for tax evasion...same result, he wound up in the pokey where he belonged! Well that is exactly what they're trying to do to Clinton! He's dirty, but they will take whatever charge they can get to stick. It's not about whether or not he slept with the entire female population of Arkansas (I'm sure he did!). It's about him being a crook, and he's gonna have to pay for his mis-deeds, just like any other citizen!

Well, old Slick Willy has squirmed out of another one! Paula Jones' case was dismissed. For an update, see The Paula Jones Case. Only in Arkansas (I hope!)!