Dear Dad:

Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been busy chewing things. Hey, what do you think about this white stuff all over the ground? It's too cool! Mackie and I like to run around and around the yard, and I kinda like to sniff it, even though it makes me sneeze.

We are going a little stir crazy, so I invented a new game yesterday. You know those white rolls of paper Mom stores in the bathroom? The ones she puts up on the wall? (You might have some, too, I don't remember.) Well, anyway, I discovered that if you grab hold of the end and run, the paper just stretches forever! It's loads of fun!

Unfortunately, Mom shut the bathroom door today. I guess I'll have to wait until later to play.

See ya,
Sluggo