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disclaimer — girlfriend application — writing — hobbies — preferences — home last changed 25 May 2008 |
The Girlfriend Application is one part sardonic jab at the dating/mating ritual, one part exposure of my own priorities, desires, and insecurities, and three parts sincere hope that there is someone out there who will find this mildly amusing.
i know it's a long application. nothing worth having comes easily. allot sufficient time to adequately answer the questions. "yes" and "no", while technically answers, are not very informative.
this application makes two assumptions about you. first, you're female. along with your application, you should submit relevant evidence that this assumption is valid. second, you are not currently in an exclusive relationship with anyone else. if you are in such a relationship, feel free to complete the application but be sure to let me know in your email that you are not yet available.
i'm not going to judge you for your beliefs or lack thereof. some of these questions are designed to test your sense of humor; some of them are here to see whether you'll be honest with me. honesty is, after all, a very important quality for a girlfriend to have.
that being said, the individual questions i ask reveal little or nothing about me, except a few things that came to mind as i was writing them. this is a girlfriend application; the purpose is to find out what you are bringing to the table. if you have questions about my preferences, feel free to ask me in an email after submitting your application. you may also discover a great deal about me by simply browsing my website.