An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys!

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film!

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe!

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

Better to understand a little, than to misuderstand a lot!

Where there is a will, I want to be in it!

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of SMART?

We are born naked, wet & hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Warning: Dates on the calendar are closer than they appear.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape around here somewhere.

Smile it improves your face value.

If you don't feel as close to God as you used to, make no mistake about which one of you has moved.

Cleaning the house when your kids are still growing up, is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing!

The only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children are those who never had any!

A song is not a song until it is sung. A bell is not a bell until it is rung. Love was not put here to stay. For it isn't really love, until you give it away.

He who has pleasant memories lives twice.

To give life meaning one must have a purpose larger than one's self.

Ideas are funny little things. They do not work unless you do.

Character is simply a habit long continued.

Experience is the best teacher, but the school fees are heavy.

Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.

Faults are thick where love is thin.

Patience equals accepting a difficult situation without giving God a deadline to remove it.

Be patient with children. You are dealing with "soul" stuff.

When your brow gets wrinkled from worry & care, you need a "faith lift".

Think only of yourself & others will soon forget you.

It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes.

Happiness is often the half-way point between too little and too much.

A man without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. He is jolted by every pebble in the road.

God has given us two hands. One to receive with & the other to give with. We're not cisterns made for hoarding, we are channels made for sharing.

Most families are like a model-T Ford. It has to have at least one crank.

Be careful of the words you say, to keep them soft & sweet. You never know from day to day which ones wou'll have to eat.

Some things come out better without our help, like a bud opening into a beautiful flower.

When you're through changing -- you're through!

Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly may light upon you.

Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

Anybody can be a heart specialist, the only requirement is loving somebody.

Most of the stumbling blocks people complain about are under their own hats.

Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

God doesn't call us to be successful. He calls us to be faithful.

It is not he who has little, but he who wants more who is poor.

Willpower is the ability to eat one salted peanut.

Every mother knows which side the bread is buttered on. The side the kids drop on the floor!

Always put off until tomorrow what you should'nt do at all.

It is better to be old-fashioned and right, then up-to-date and wrong.

Joy is not in things it is in us.

An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do.

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention.

No one grows old by living; only by losing interest in living.

The men who try to do something & fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

A house is built of logs & stone, of piles & posts & piers. A home is built of loving deeds that stand a thousand years.

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Regardless of how much money you have, wisdom has to be bought on the installment plan.

Give the hen credit. She was the first to introduce packaged food.

To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Oh spare me please the dinner guest who when I'm simply dead for rest inveigles me against my wishes to get right up and do the dishes.

The time a man must prepare to swallow his disappointment is when his daughter is learning to cook.

Don't praise yourself, let others do it!

I find myself searching not for more time, but for more me to put in every day.

Middle age is that time of life when you could do just as much as you ever could but would rather not.

The Minute Men of today, are those who can make it to the fridge and back with a quick dessert while the commercial is on.

It is wisely written - What is impossible to change is best to forget.

There is always a penalty for acceeding the Feed Limit.

Jumping to conclusions is about the only mental exercise some people take.

Happiness is where it is found and seldom where it is sought.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep, talk to the shephard.

All of us are going to do better tomorrow... and we would too if we began today!

When love & skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

A family meal is such a gracious thing, it matters not how plain the fare, so long as love and loyalty are there.

It takes courage and a little self control and some grim determination of you wish to reach your goal.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.

It is more important to know where you're going than to see how fast you can get there.

Everybody thinks of changing humanity but few think of changing themselves.