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    FER THE BIRDS

    © 1989 by Carol Tallman Jones

    I viewed an aged freighter,
    as I checked the fence that day,
    dressed in bibby overalls and
    drivin' a one ton model "A".

    He screeched the half-worn brakes
    until the truck he finally stopped;
    got out and slapped the side rails
    with a stick; then in he hopped.

    Kickin' up a cloud of dust
    he took off again once more,
    then stopped a bit on up the road
    to re-enact the puzzling chore.

    Now, this went on for miles
    with my curious 'bout to bust,
    but each time we'd almost catch him
    me an' Belle were eatin' dust.

    Now, the trail ahead made a bend
    so I kicked Belle in the ribs,
    determined to catch the model "A"
    and the freighter in the bibs.

    We cut across the ridge...
    so this time when he slowed,
    me an' Belle were there awaitin'
    in the center of the road.

    Birds He hopped out in those bibbys,
    with his usual stick in hand,
    and I took my chance to ask him,
    "What the hell you doin', man?"

    "I'm haulin' two ton of canaries...
    and believe me, it's been tryin'.
    This here's just a one ton truck,
    so I've gotta keep half of 'em flyin'.

    cj

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