The rail is a great way to travel the net!
and Welcome!!!!
THIS PAGE IS BEST VIEWED WITH A COMPUTER AND A MONITOR!
My oldest grandson , Paul, and I like to tell each other jokes so I got and idea of creating a page to share jokes with him.
I hope you get a Ha, ha, ho, ho, and a hee, hee, hee.
I CREATED THIS PAGE WITH A DO-HICKEY AND A THING-A-MA-JIG!!!!!!!!
WHAT DID THE COWBOY SAY TO THE PENCIL? Draw partner.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PARROT WITH A CENTIPEDE? A walkie talkie.
WHERE DID THE CHICKEN GO ON HER VACATION? Sandy Eggo.
WHAT DID SNOW WHITE SAY WHEN SHE WAS WAITING FOR HER PHOTOS
Someday my prints will come.
This page is still under construction.
1 Question: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash?
A tyrannosaurus wreck.
2 Question: If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
Nine
3 Question: What did the dirt say when it began to rain?
If this keeps up my name will be mud.
4 Question: What did one Math book say to the other?
I really have a lot of problems.
5 Question: What are Dino bandages for?
Dinosores
6 Question: If you are American outside the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European
7 Question: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A porkchop
8 Question: How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?
A phew.
9.Question: Why didn't the skelton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
10 Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
11.Skunk in a barnyard, PU; Somebody ate it, THAT'S YOU!!!!!!
12. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
13. Once there was a woman whose husband thought he was a refrigerator, so she went the pyschiatrist and " My husband thinks he is a refrigerator." And the doctor said "That's a complex situation." And the woman said,"But he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light keeps me awake."(Paul made this one up.)
14. Why did the camel call the doctor? Because he had a bump on his back.(Melissa made this one up.)
15.There once was a boy that asked his father for a hat, and then the father got a hat and put it on his son's head. Then the son said "Thank you for heading it to me."( Rachel made this one up.)
My Grandchildren are the top ten grandchildren in the world!!!!
GOTTA GO NOW --BYE--I LOVE YOU ! ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1997 sharong@cheerful.com
