Star Wars Jokes!
10 HOTTEST STAR WARS CHICKS
1. Princess Leia
But only in the first movie, when she was still a newbie whose accent
flip-flopped between valley girl and Shakespearean English. By the second
film, too many cigarettes and life in the fast lane had taken their toll
on her beauty. Plus, she lost that stylish double danish hairdo.
2. Aunt Beru Lars
Check out that devilish glint in her eye when she says, "Tell Uncle
if he gets an interpreter to make sure it speaks Bocce." Grrrowr!
3. The Woman Who Fires The Ion Cannon
"Stand-by ion control?" More like, "Stand-by for love!"
4. Mon Mothma
She can run our Rebel briefing any time, if you take our meaning. Hoo-ha!
5. Oola, Jabba's Twi'Lek dancing girl
Holy mackeral, what a pair of lekku head tails on this beauty! Wonder
if they were implants?
6. Jabba's fat dancing girl
This lady's got so much to offer, she could do the dance of the SEVENTY
veils! Hey, as Spinal Tap said, "The larger the waistband, the deeper
the quicksand."
7. Twin #1 In The Mos Eisley Cantina
Nothing like a beehive hairdo to get our motors running. Wish she was
hanging out in OUR cantina, nudge-nudge!
8. Twin #2 In The Mos Eisley Cantina
Ummm...ditto.
9-10. Ummm...next...
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