Week 15 (August 18 - August 25, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| 10beers.wav | 277 KB | Marge:Homer, its 2 am! What happened? Homer:It was an alien, Marge. It appeared in front of me and said 'Don't be afraid!'. Marge:Have you been drinking? Homer:No. Well, 10 beers. |
| cletus.wav | 532 KB | Cletus:Hey, slow down! I wants to talk to you. Give us 300 pretzels. Marge:You see, a little prestince and patience payed off. That will be 300 dollars. Cletus:Hey, I don't think so. I got me 300 coupons. Marge:Hmmm..... I should have said 'limit:1 per customer'. Cletus:Should have bought dinner, son. Hand them over. Hey, kids! We are eating dinner tonight. Come on, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermut, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Roamer, Scott, Kasidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Kubert, Flail. |
| crisis.wav | 69.2 KB | Lisa:Did you know the chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity. Homer:Yes, crisatunity! |
| gscout.wav | 49.5 KB | Barney:My name is Barney, and I am an alcholic.
Lisa:Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting. Barney:Is it, or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem. |
| love.wav | 153 KB | Mr. Burns:I bring you love! Lenny:It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Carl:Break its legs! Crowd:Yeah! |
| soul.wav | 88.9 KB | Soul! Come on, Milhouse! There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the boogie man or Michael Jackson. |
| stunbutt.wav | 110 KB | If you watch my show, I'll send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions. (Gets grabbed by FBI) What oh hey! It's not really me, I used a stunt butt! |
| toofat.wav | 136 KB | Homer:I gotta call the plant to warn them! (starts pushing buttons) Operator Voice:The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. |
| whackday.wav | 559 KB | ("O' Whacking Day" song) |
| TOTAL: | 1.93 MB | 9 sounds |
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