Week 16 (August 25 - September 1, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| beerkeg.wav | 84.0 KB | Barney:Hi, Homer. Thanks for inviting me to your Bar-be-Q. Homer:Wow Barney, you brought a whole beer keg! Barney:Yeah, where can I fill it up? |
| bored.wav | 173 KB | Homer:Marge, I am bored. Marge:Why don't you read something? Homer:because I am trying to reduce my boredom. |
| burnstan.wav | 45.8 KB | Ahhh! 60 Watts! What do you think this is? A tanning Salon! |
| carsick.wav | 42.7 KB | Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office. |
| coverup.wav | 78.1 KB | There's no mystery about Willie, why he simply disappeared. Now, let's let no more curiosity about this bizzare cover up. |
| dirtywrk.wav | 122 KB | Marge:You can't ask god to kill someone! Homer:Yeah! You do your own dirty work! |
| jingle.wav | 106 KB | (Goulet sings "Jingle Bells, Batman smells") |
| killbot.wav | 363 KB | Kent Brockman:Tonight, on Eye on Springfield. Just miles from your doorsetp, hundereds of men are trained to kill! The governement calls it the army. But a more alarmist name would be: The Killbot factory. But first, Springfield has come down to the fever, football fever brought on by the biggest game of the year. The pigskin classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield Atoms. If you have the fever, there's only one cure.... Voice:Take 2 tickets and see the game Sunday morning. Voice 2:Warning: tickets should not be taken internally. Homer:See, because of me, now they have a warning. |
| lawtalk.wav | 52.0 KB | Lionel Hutz:That's why you're the judge and I am the law-talking guy. Judge:The lawyer? Lionel Hutz:Right. |
| light.wav | 49.0 KB | Ahh, natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! |
| moeears.wav | 374 KB | Ok, when I call your name, you say present or here. No, say present. Anita Bath, (kids laugh) all right settle down Anita Bath here? (kids laugh again) All right, fine, fine. Myria Butt Reeks, (kids laugh again) Hey! Hey! what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it! I get it! It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well chidren, I can't help that! (starts to cry) |
| nevertry.wav | 157 KB | You tried your best, and you failed miserably, the lesson is: never try. |
| rockstar.wav | 36.2 KB | Rockstars, is there anything they don't know? |
| undersea.wav | 196 KB | (Homer sings "Under the sea" followed by Marge saying: "Homer, that's your solution to everything, go under the sea, it's not going to happen.") |
| withit.wav | 59.8 KB | I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I am with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me. |
| TOTAL: | 1.89 MB | 15 sounds |
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