Week 19 (September 26 - October 10, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| bartvamp.wav | 201 KB | (Lisa Screams) Homer:Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis....wait a minute. You ARE a vampire! Grampa:Quick! We have to kill the boy! Marge:How did you know he was a vampire? Grampa:He's a vampire! Ahhhhhhh! |
| brain.wav | 96.8 KB | Oh! Smithers, I was wrong to play god. Life is precious, not a thing to be played with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet! |
| brainsrg.wav | 65.0 KB | Mr. Burns:Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop. Smithers:Ice cream scoop? Mr. Burns:Damn it Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery! |
| hiccup.wav | 70.8 KB | Kent Brockman:Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for 45 years. Someguy:(hiccup) Kill me (hiccup) Kill me. |
| jailbird.wav | 71.5 KB | Nelson:Ha Ha! Your mom's a jailbird! Bart:So's yours. Nelson:Oh yeah! Let's play! |
| kiss.wav | 26.9 KB | Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cotties. |
| lernhell.wav | 82.6 KB | Bart:But that's what we learned about! I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell unless I say hell! Can I? Homer:Well, I get your point. Bart:Hell Yes! Marge:Bart! You are no longer in sunday school, don't swear! |
| lottery.wav | 104 KB | If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it, now quiet, they are about to annouce the lottery numbers. (17) D'oh! (32) D'oh! (5) D'oh! (8) Woo Hoo! (47) D'oh! |
| mail.wav | 60.7 KB | The mail, the mail is here. Ohh....Ohh...... |
| motorist.wav | 38.4 KB | Beep! Beep! Out of my way! I am a motorist! |
| neversee.wav | 89.4 KB | Selma:Patty, where's Skinner? Patty:We decided we love each other enough, never to see each other again. Selma:I hope I can find a man like that! |
| nickname.wav | 278 KB | Anton Chick O'Hera:Excuse me, you sir, the dancing fellow. I am Anton Chick O'Hera, I own the Isotopes, would you be interested in becoming our offical mascot. Homer:Me? A mascot for a Bush League team. Homer as narrator:I should have slept on it, or at least stare blankly for a while, perhaps if I've been unable to think of a nickname, all our lives might have been spared. Someguy:Get on the bus Dancin' Homer. Homer:Will you shut up, I am trying to think of a name. |
| selmaapu.wav | 284 KB | Homer:(dials a number) Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uhn Uhn Uhn...Listen shut up for a second, how would you like to marry Apu, so he doesn't get deported. Selma:I'd rather eat posion. My name is already Selma Boubiler Twiliger Hudson McLure. It's long enough without Nassamatpeta whatever, from now on I am only marrying for love, and maybe once more for money. |
| softdrnk.wav | 259 KB | This tooth will be perfect for my science project! Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and chinese food but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone! |
| unclemoe.wav | 93.8 KB | (Moe sings "Uncle moe, here I am....") |
| weather.wav | 53.7 KB | Well, hello again, everybody. Dave Glass talking at you. We've got great weather tonight, under the dome. |
| workdone.wav | 132 KB | Lenoard Nimoy:Well, my work here is done. Barney:What do you mean your work is done, you didn't do anything. Lenoard Nimoy:Didn't I? (Transporter sound) |
| TOTAL: | 1.96 MB | 17 sounds |
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