Week 18 (September 12 - September 26, 1997)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
bartsale.wav69.3 KBWell, if you think you got such a good deal, I'll sell your my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sence of deceny too. It's a Bart sale's event, everything about me must go!
birthday.wav694 KB(Bart and Michael Jackson sing "Lisa, it's your birthday....")
broncos.wav95.1 KBHomer:Ohhhh.... the Denver Broncos!
Marge:I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer:Yeah. Yeah.
Marge:Well explain to me why it isn't.
Homer:You just don't understand football, Marge.
casting.wav246 KBSmithers:Part of the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
Mr. Burns:Excellent! (lots of people try out and get rejected)...... Oh it's hopeless, I'll just have to play myself.
church.wav83.8 KBMarge:Oh my goodness, kids, Homer! We are late for church! I am glad I dressed last night.
Homer:I love to go with you honey, but I got a lot of work to do around the bed.
Marge:Homer, the lord only asks for an hour a week.
Homer:In that case, he should have made the week an hour longer.......lousy god.
dirt.wav68.8 KBWell, I am better than dirt...well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
imaginat.wav39.6 KBNow, I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination, and I've come to put a stop to it.
mayorjoe.wav111 KBKent Brockman:Our six term mayor, the illiterate tax cheating wife swaping pot smoking spendocrat Diamond Joe Quimby.
Mayor Quimby:Hey. I am no longer illiterate.
pointy.wav285 KBLook what I snaged, Marge. The candy bride and groom from the wedding cake. (starts eating the candy) Mmmm Pointy.
repo.wav81.7 KBHomer:(phone rings) Hello.
Repo depot employee:Hello. This is the repo depot. I am just calling to distract you while we reposses your plow.
Homer:Oh yeah! How dumb do you think I..(tow truck drives away)......ohhhhhh......
rescue.wav131 KBHello and Welcome to the Springfield Police department rescue phone. If you know the name of the feloney being committed, press 1. To chose from a list of felonys, press 2.
runboy.wav147 KBHomer:Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and moeballs.
Homer's Brain:SiIence, you fool. It can be ours.
Homer:Run boy. Run. Run for your life......boy.
TOTAL:2.00 MB12 sounds
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