Week 2 (May 19 - May 26, 1997)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
chic.wav38.5 KBYou're one of those don't call me a "chic" chics Huh.
cube.wav161 KBHomer:Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube. (Phone Rings)
Homer:Hello, Mr. Burns' office
Mr. Burns:Is it about my cube?
date.wav296 KBBarney:Well I better go, I got a date with that lady in fornt of the drug store who's always yelling things.
Moe:She told me she was washing her hair tonight.
excuse.wav190 KBSkinner:Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw, but ah let me assure you.
Krabappel:What Seymore oh principal skinner means to say Bart, is that sometimes a little boys imagination can run away with him.
Bart:That's the best you can do, you could have at least said you were giving her CPR or reharsing a play.
funny.wav107 KBMclure:Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they are appeeling him off the sidewalk.
Homer:(laughs), its funny cause I don't know him.
giggle.wav71.9 KBMarge, I swear I didn't touch her, you know how bashful I am, I can't even say the word "Titmouths" without giggling like a little school girl. (Giggles like a school girl).
haha.wav12.2 KBHa Ha!!!!!
hatem.wav138 KBYeah, I bought your mut, and I ate em, (Bart takes a breath), I ate his little fist, I ate his guts, and I ate when he's always barking. so I give him to the church.
hawking.wav68.7 KBOh! There's so much to know about astrophysics, I wish I read that book by that wheelchair guy.
homer17.wav198 KB(Homer sings 'When I was 17...' song)
juryduty.wav63.5 KBThis chair doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no the duty to make a complete ass of myself.
krusty.wav36.2 KB(Krusty laugh)
laws.wav36.6 KBIn this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
notvbeer.wav190 KBHomer:No Tv and no beer make Homer go something, something.
Marge:Go crazy?
Homer:Don't mind if I do. (Homer goes crazy)
stupidtv.wav17.8 KBStupid TV, be more funny. (Homer hits TV)
thompson.wav178 KBFBI agent:Oh, now when I say hello, Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer:No problem.
FBI agent:(foot gets stomped on) Hello, Mr. Thompson.......................
Homer:I think he is talking to you.
yes.wav24 KBYeesssss!!!
TOTAL:1.63 MB16 sounds
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